Second Bite; Audio
You know, when I took up this job and all I had no idea the senator was so fuckin' cool. I mean, flyin'? That's pretty damn awesome if you ask me. [Sadly, it's not a power all vampires develop. She wishes she would.]
Overall, this place don't seem too bad. Definitely better than those damn woods with the fairies and all. I mean, 'least here I don't hafta worry about showerin' in a stream and getting attacked by otters or nothin'.
Sometimes, I find myself wishin' I had even seen the movies this was all based on though. Seems like it might be pretty damn helpful, you know? But I think I'm doin' pretty alright for myself, 'spite of all that.
I'm even gettin' used to usin' these things more. 'Spose it helps that I'm doin' a lot of that for work and all. But still. Considerin' I wasn't even allowed to use computers back home, I consider it pretty damn awesome, you know?
[Private to Stefan Salvatore]
I remember when I arrived you mentioned people here likin' bein' fed on and all. Any tips on findin' 'em?
Overall, this place don't seem too bad. Definitely better than those damn woods with the fairies and all. I mean, 'least here I don't hafta worry about showerin' in a stream and getting attacked by otters or nothin'.
Sometimes, I find myself wishin' I had even seen the movies this was all based on though. Seems like it might be pretty damn helpful, you know? But I think I'm doin' pretty alright for myself, 'spite of all that.
I'm even gettin' used to usin' these things more. 'Spose it helps that I'm doin' a lot of that for work and all. But still. Considerin' I wasn't even allowed to use computers back home, I consider it pretty damn awesome, you know?
[Private to Stefan Salvatore]
I remember when I arrived you mentioned people here likin' bein' fed on and all. Any tips on findin' 'em?