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[doomhoops]

[ There's a shirtless teenager on your screen who looks remarkably like that kid from the Taylor Swift video, er... well... There's an upside-down shirtless teenager on your screen, looking at the datapad like it has somehow hideously offended him just by existing and having far too many knobs than what one would reasonably expect. At first, his

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[illjustdieagain]

[r u srs.]

What is it with you people and destroying all the flats lately?

/jack

[reprobaverum]

Do you blame them? Really?

[illjustdieagain]

You don't go around just destroying property like that. Think of the people who could be living next door. You know, like me.

[reprobaverum]

Do you live next year? I'm not condoning it, just saying...I get it. The frustration. Also, at least he didn't destroy the droid. I always kinda feel bad for the guy...

[illjustdieagain]

Who gives a fuck about the droids? They don't even perform sexual favors. Fucking bullshit.

[reprobaverum]

...No, no they don't. Because that would be unsanitary. Gross. And desperate for those who'd use the droids like that.

[illjustdieagain]

Come on! This is supposed to be the future, and the future is built on sex slave robots.

[reprobaverum]

No, it's -- not.

[illjustdieagain]

What, are you a native born resident of Chewbaccaland? You've got this whole thing allll sorted out.

[reprobaverum]

No, I just know it's -- wrong. And disgusting. They're metal. And --

[illjustdieagain]

I think it turns you on a little.

[reprobaverum]

Yep, you're right. It does. It totally does.

[doomhoops]

[ so srs. ]

'Cause I'd know so much about that, having just woken up here about five minutes ago. [ so so dry. ]

[illjustdieagain]

It was a rhetorical question, you twat.

Welcome to Star Wars, motherfucker. But I'm sure everyone's already told you about that.

keywords nathan :|

[doomhoops]

[ ugh, hates you already, Nathan. Not even dignifying the first part with a response. ]

'Star Wars'? [ Lifting an eyebrow. Someone's been reading too many comic books. ] No. But I'm sure it'll be about as helpful as anything else.

[ Which is to say... not. ]

rude ;_;

[illjustdieagain]

Yeah! You know, the space movie? Lightsabers? Girl with the doughnut hair?