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[Wade has had a rather... interesting week. For those just tuning in, he choked to death on a spork during the powerless thing. He liked being dead. There's this hot skeleton chick with a thing for him that's just been waiting for him to kick the bucket permanently so they can be together. Pity he keeps on healing instead. His love affair with death will have to wait.
Not that it stopped him from trying once he came back to life. But a few quickly healed slit throats and stabs later, and it became clear that his powers were back online and working fine. Then he caught a look at his reflection. Funny thing that certain people doing the typing hadn't considered until just now: the resurrection thing cures scars. Up until now, Deadpool's skin was pretty much all scar. Now? ...not so much. Admittedly, he's probably a good deal more bald than these icons, but still. He's admiring himself in the mirror.]
Huh, I really do look like Ryan Reynolds.
[He turns back to the camera and grins, showing off his new good looks. Hello, ladies. New and way improved Deadpool.]
So! What'd I miss?
[Private to Drusilla]
Hey, want to come kill stuff with me?
[...it's possible the dying and coming back thing is a bit less light and fun than Wade intends to let on. Oh well. NPC #8, you might want to send your kids on vacation this week. Cause Deadpool is coming for you.]
Not that it stopped him from trying once he came back to life. But a few quickly healed slit throats and stabs later, and it became clear that his powers were back online and working fine. Then he caught a look at his reflection. Funny thing that certain people doing the typing hadn't considered until just now: the resurrection thing cures scars. Up until now, Deadpool's skin was pretty much all scar. Now? ...not so much. Admittedly, he's probably a good deal more bald than these icons, but still. He's admiring himself in the mirror.]
Huh, I really do look like Ryan Reynolds.
[He turns back to the camera and grins, showing off his new good looks. Hello, ladies. New and way improved Deadpool.]
So! What'd I miss?
[Private to Drusilla]
Hey, want to come kill stuff with me?
[...it's possible the dying and coming back thing is a bit less light and fun than Wade intends to let on. Oh well. NPC #8, you might want to send your kids on vacation this week. Cause Deadpool is coming for you.]