Mark III - [ Video ]
[ Let's be real. Tony is all talk in this video, not much action. ]
I'm gonna need a redesign on the company's logo, this one is outdated. We're not really on Earth anymore and Stark Industries has expanded, officially renaming to Stark Universal. I realize we are currently going through a food crisis but the food was never really all that good to begin with so is it really a crisis so much as a blessing in disguise? I plan on addressing other parts of said crisis later but I am a businessman first, a philanthropist second.
There is currently a short list of reserves for the Starkpad. However, I can add your name if you would like to get out of the stoneage. Prices are negotiable but not really. [ He holds it up for all to see. (Pause for ooohs and ahhhs.) On the screen of the Starkpad is the list he referred to earlier of the people who expressed even the most minor interest in maybe wanting or deserving one.
Pepper Potts (Wherever you are hiding.)
Howard Stark
Axel McLameHair
Spike van der Immortal
Claire and Caroline
Erik "Needledick" Metalman
Lilah Sexyface
Adam Metalarm
Obie2
Buffington von Pinkypants
He puts it away. ]
Supplies are no longer in short supply and are, in fact, supplied.
On the more philanthropologic note since I promised to return to that...
[ There is a brief pause because this was a lot easier before because everyone already knew who Iron Man was. This time around, he has only test driven his awesome (yet slightly modified for the time and place) suit and with a very small audience. However, with the announcement of the food rationing and the gang activity and all that other crap that Tony is just going to THINK about but not talk about.
However, you can KIND of see the "completed" Iron Man suit in the background in all of its glory as he says his last line before cutting out the feed. ]
I am ready to help keep the galaxy from falling apart.