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[huntedhunter]

[Sam is sitting on the bed in a white t-shirt, but the outlines of something hard, metal and shiny is clearly visible underneath the stretched fabric. He does not look happy, staring at the camera. Sam's poor life. He tugs on the shirt once or twice because, this is really not comfortable at all. But it beats sitting here wearing nothing but that

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[painhumbles]

[HELLO, SAM. YOU'RE DUE FOR SOME LIFE-RUINING... And Gabriel's trying to sneak off from his ex-girlfriend with your current one to go kill a Hutt and what a wonderful going-away present this is.]

Sam. Sam, Sam, Sam. I wish I could take credit for this, but, uh... That's not a look I ever wanted to see on you. [He's trying so hard not to snort.

Okay, not hard enough. SO MUCH LAUGHTER.]

[huntedhunter]

[huntedhunter]

[of course Sam knew you were here, but hearing your voice solidifies it and oh god whyyyy does life hate him so. He'll wait until you're done laughing.]

I didn't think it was. It's not flashy enough for you.

[painhumbles]

I'll take that as a compliment. [Smuuuug Gabe is so smuuuug.] Nice to see you're the whipping boy in two universes. Some things never change.

[huntedhunter]

You do that. [You can practically hear the scowl in his voice.] Well I'm glad someone is getting a kick out of this. Guess you're right - some things never really do change after all.

[painhumbles]

Oh, I'm sure you'd be really disappointed if I did. I mean... Who else is it gonna take you days to peg down when your life takes a turn for the inexplicably weird?

'Course if you two mooks ever listened to half the crap I say, I wouldn't have to keep making you suffer... Well, not as much, anyway. Guy's gotta have a hobby, boys.