☶ sixteenth choice ☶ // ♁ Eight Reapers Down ⇁ video

[failedhorribly]

[The camera is focussed on a twisted heap of metal that looks like it potentially could have been two separate swoop bikes at one point, before it swivels around to reveal a slightly dishevelled looking Hawke squinting up at the camera.]

You know, correct me if I’m wrong. [The camera zooms out to show that Hawke is talking to an equally dishevelled

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[goodfor6things]

Sister...

[failedhorribly]

Bethany!

[goodfor6things]

Yes, hello.

What are you doing?

[failedhorribly]

...Right now?

[a pause] Lying on the ground.

[goodfor6things]

[sigh] Are you hurt?

[failedhorribly]

Nothing worth bragging about.

[goodfor6things]

I'm happy for you, then. [she manages a smile] I see your habit of keeping interesting company hasn't changed, even when in space.

[failedhorribly]

I do so love it when you're happy for me. [She laughs] Do you mean Shepard, or the swoop bikes?

[goodfor6things]

You also love it when I'm unhappy with you. [a beat] You know, I'm not entirely certain. Let's just say both.

[failedhorribly]

Ours is an easy relationship. [L M A O.] Assuming neither one of us manages to get the other killed, ours looks to be a long and prosperous relationship. My romance with the swoop bike, unfortunately, was short lived.

i was totes about to respond with miakis's account oh god

[goodfor6things]

Be glad it's over between you and the swoop bike; that was a destructive relationship. Hopefully things go better between you and Serah Shepard.

this should also happen

[failedhorribly]

It can't go any worse than the last two! [The last two being Anders and the swoop bike]