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001 РЯАХIS {voice}

Oct 23, 2011 22:06

{Jensen obviously isn't talking to the datapad, in fact he's not realised he's switched it on.}Pritchard! Pritchard dammit, are you there? If this is an elaborate prank ( Read more... )

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voice forever herohag October 23 2011, 21:31:26 UTC

It's recording -- just your voice, for now. But it has capabilities beyond that.

voice augmentedicarus October 23 2011, 21:53:53 UTC

Fantastic. {Oh Jensen, why you so deadpan?} Just what I always wanted; to wake up in a strange place with a pocket secretary that can record my voice and broadcast it. {Not.}

herohag October 23 2011, 22:34:35 UTC

The jargon around here for it's "datapad." On the bright side -- the only bright side -- you're in good company. There's over a hundred people here who all went through the same thing you are right now, myself included.

augmentedicarus October 24 2011, 12:55:55 UTC

Datapad, right.

That's great. {No need to sound so enthusiastic.} Where's the exit?

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voice; only_mostlydead October 24 2011, 03:22:59 UTC

Never asked to go on a fancy, long term vacation for free?

voice; augmentedicarus October 24 2011, 12:59:14 UTC

I just got off of a vacation of sorts and was in the middle of something important. So no, fancy vacation really isn't what I asked for.

voice; only_mostlydead October 25 2011, 01:16:32 UTC

Then you're in luck! It's not actually a fancy vacation. Unless you think a war-torn galaxy is fancy.

voice; augmentedicarus October 25 2011, 07:52:24 UTC

Oh goodie. {Dripping with dry sarcasm.} I don't suppose if someone pinches me I'll wake up with a hole in my brain in the clinic?

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hellodeadpeople October 24 2011, 14:42:36 UTC

The 'Limb' clinic? Seriously?

augmentedicarus October 24 2011, 15:45:38 UTC

Is there a problem with that? {Wonderful, anti-augs, just what he asked for.}

hellodeadpeople October 25 2011, 02:21:43 UTC

Only in the sense that the name's retarded. [ bet you never asked for bald chicks who love to bitch about things that are completely irrelevant too ]

augmentedicarus October 25 2011, 07:56:01 UTC

Yeah, sure. Not to disappoint you, but I never picked the name. {He's used to the bitching, he used to have Pritchard in his ear 24/7 after all.}

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likedillinger October 24 2011, 16:24:14 UTC

Not gonna find any Smith and Wessons around here. You're gonna have to settle for blasters.

augmentedicarus October 24 2011, 18:02:02 UTC

Blasters? You mean plasma weapons? Not exactly my weapon of choice.

likedillinger October 24 2011, 20:11:15 UTC

Me neither, but you do what you gotta do.

augmentedicarus October 24 2011, 20:39:56 UTC

Yeah. Wouldn't be the first time.

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[Voice] wunderbarbamf October 24 2011, 16:45:57 UTC

If I got a hundred credits for every time someone mentioned having no clothes, I'd be rich.

Likelihood of this Pritchard fellow being here are slim. You'll find minimum, dull clothing with a droid.

[Voice] augmentedicarus October 24 2011, 18:06:13 UTC

Having no clothes isn't a huge shock, I was just in surgery, but it's hardly pleasant.

And where, exactly, is here? Because- {And he can't believe he's saying this-} I'd much rather be where Pritchard is right now.

[Voice] wunderbarbamf October 24 2011, 18:15:13 UTC

You're not in surgery now, so it should be kind of surprising.

Congratulations Herr Neuankömmling! You're on the planet Coruscant. If you're from Earth, you're in a Star Wars universe. If not...well...Coruscant. City planet, Jedi and Sith.

[Voice] augmentedicarus October 24 2011, 18:20:11 UTC

Obviously not, but last I knew I was in surgery.

Star Wars. {Wasn't that..?} You're kidding, right?

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