Mark I - [ Video ]
[ The video feed turns on and for a moment, Tony doesn’t move. He simply lets out a sigh and blinks a few times, almost as if in disbelief. It's not entirely clear but he's definitely in his underwear and said underwear is definitely a scarlet thong. ]
What is this? Must be one of Hammer's. [ And after a brief pause, he concludes that it couldn't belong to Hammertech since the picture is actually in color and it doesn't give off the aura of tortured puppies. ]
[ His face is skeptical and his annoyance for the piece of lame technology in his hand is definitely winning out over his shock, concern and confusion of suddenly being completely lost and/or captured and/or suddenly naked. When you've awakened to a car battery attached to your heart, there isn't much more that can shock you outside of an extremely outdated piece of technology. He eyes the device resentfully. ]
Not that I'm complaining or anything but typically stealing my clothing, technology and general idea of my current location aren't part of the Spend the Night with Tony Stark package. I appreciate you leaving me some dignity, really the underwear was a nice touch, but perhaps we can work something out. Preferably sooner rather than later. I've already done the whole "getting kidnapped thing" and second time around, it's a little old. Next time, try something more original.
What is this? Must be one of Hammer's. [ And after a brief pause, he concludes that it couldn't belong to Hammertech since the picture is actually in color and it doesn't give off the aura of tortured puppies. ]
[ His face is skeptical and his annoyance for the piece of lame technology in his hand is definitely winning out over his shock, concern and confusion of suddenly being completely lost and/or captured and/or suddenly naked. When you've awakened to a car battery attached to your heart, there isn't much more that can shock you outside of an extremely outdated piece of technology. He eyes the device resentfully. ]
Not that I'm complaining or anything but typically stealing my clothing, technology and general idea of my current location aren't part of the Spend the Night with Tony Stark package. I appreciate you leaving me some dignity, really the underwear was a nice touch, but perhaps we can work something out. Preferably sooner rather than later. I've already done the whole "getting kidnapped thing" and second time around, it's a little old. Next time, try something more original.