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[Well, here's Adam's familiar voice, coming to you LIVE FROM KORRIBAN, where he's just arrived, hoping to check out some Sith bitches and see if any of them want to go start their own club with him. Because that's how he rolls. But as far as anyone's concerned... He's totally a tourist.
On the planet made of EVIL.
Yep.]
It's been... Oh, a week, I suppose, and I haven't been magically teleported back again- personally I blame the Carp for the first retrieval. He does have this way of ruining my day. Nevertheless, how long has it been since I was last here? Peter hasn't blown himself up, has he? And Lois. Please tell me you haven't lost that bar of yours- it was the only place on Coruscant a man could get a decent drink and I'm looking forward to stopping in when I get back.
[Private to Peter]
You are still here, right? [It is so hard breaking in new lackeys, man.]
On the planet made of EVIL.
Yep.]
It's been... Oh, a week, I suppose, and I haven't been magically teleported back again- personally I blame the Carp for the first retrieval. He does have this way of ruining my day. Nevertheless, how long has it been since I was last here? Peter hasn't blown himself up, has he? And Lois. Please tell me you haven't lost that bar of yours- it was the only place on Coruscant a man could get a decent drink and I'm looking forward to stopping in when I get back.
[Private to Peter]
You are still here, right? [It is so hard breaking in new lackeys, man.]