★ First Calculation [Voice]

[ontheirknees]

I have been made aware that this program holds the parameters necessary for communication. I am hoping that this is in fact correct. [The voice is female, but there is also an almost mechanical quality to it.It is my observation that this room is locate on neither deck of the Normandy, nor am I able to access any of the ships systems through my

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[choseherownway]

[almost to herself] Revan certainly does seem to have an interest in Shepard and her friends... [she clears her throat]

I'm Lily, I'm an - acquaintance, of the Commander's. Is there anything I can help you with?

[ontheirknees]

I take it that more of Shepard's crew are here, as well as Shepard herself?

...There are no immediate needs. I believe what I acquire assistance with should be left to one of her crew.

[nodaisybell]

It's cool, EDI. Lily's got Shepard's seal of approval.

[choseherownway]

...Thank you, Joker. [SMILING! THEY LIKE HER, THEY REALLY LIKE HER ;A;]

[nodaisybell]

Don't mention it. [OF COURSE THEY DO <3]

She didn't mean anything by it, I swear. Our lives just have this crazy tendency to... Well, be crazy.

[choseherownway]

It's all right! I think I would have been more concerned had she decided that anyone claiming to recognise the people she knew was immediately trustworthy, to be quite honest.

I have noticed the crazy tendency to be crazy, yes.

[ontheirknees]

Understood. I was unaware that such approval had been given. [Come now EDI, no need to be serious. Oh well.]

[nodaisybell]

A lot of stuff has happened since... Well, it's a long story. I'll fill you in. [It's cool, brosis. He gets that there's a serious lack of data right now.]

[ontheirknees]

I look forward to hearing the details, Jeff. You have a unique way of telling stories. [And opinions and....everything else. But she likes it that way.]

[choseherownway]

Quite a few, actually. From the top of my head...Joker, Tali, Jack, Garrus, Legion, Mordin, Wrex, Kaidan and Thane. And Shepard herself, yes.

I - yes, of course. If there is anything you need, though, please feel free to contact me. I've been here for quite some time now, and I can get my hands on most everything.

[ontheirknees]

I apologize if I came across as unwelcoming. Jeff has explained that you have been..."given Shepard's seal of approval".

Would you possibly know where Shepard and some of our crew are located? I should amend my records to reflect our current location.

[choseherownway]

Oh, no! No, you weren't unwelcoming at all. On the contrary, for someone who's been dragged from their own world, tossed into an alien one without warning, and is greeted with a strange redhead claiming to know all their friends, I'd say you're handling it quite well. Believe me, I wouldn't expect anyone to take anything on face value, in this place. [She did exactly the same thing to Mordin :'D]

I can send you their apartment numbers, if you like. [tiny stalker is tiny :|] I don't know for certain where they are, but that's where they'll all return eventually. Oh, and the docking bay for the Normandy as well.

[ontheirknees]

[If she could smile, you would be earning quite a pleasant one, Lily. You truly are a delight.] I suppose that is a true enough statement...

[A pause.] Any information you can provide would be greatly appreciated. I would like know know my records are correct for this sector.

[choseherownway]

I'll send that through to your datapad now. I also have a file of the recent history of this place and other useful information, I can send that along as well. [She does! She also gets file marked 'confidential' that details what the Caterpillar Alliance has been up to. She might not trust people who just show up claiming to know Shepard, but she does trust Joker.

And then she hesitates, wondering if she should ask. She could be wrong about her assumption, but she doesn't think she is] I - forgive me if this is rude, but you're not precisely human, are you?

[ontheirknees]

[A pause as her systems run the information and catalog the files as deemed necessary.] This data is sufficient, and appreciated as it will allow me to further aid the crew.

[And another pause comes as she considers her question.] You are correct. I am an AI.

[choseherownway]

I'm glad I could help.

[a pause because uh. What is an AI] An...AI?