★ First Calculation [Voice]

[ontheirknees]

I have been made aware that this program holds the parameters necessary for communication. I am hoping that this is in fact correct. [The voice is female, but there is also an almost mechanical quality to it.It is my observation that this room is locate on neither deck of the Normandy, nor am I able to access any of the ships systems through my

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[hellodeadpeople]

...If Revan is bringing in programs now, I want Tetris.

[ontheirknees]

My calculations deem an action such as bringing me in would not dictate a similar move in regards to a game. Such a program could be replicated with the proper data and codes.

[hellodeadpeople]

EDI, are you saying you can make me a copy of Tetris? Because we might start being friends if that's a yes.

[ontheirknees]

I am saying it is possible to achieve, yes. As such limitations as copyright are not applicable towards this program it would be a simple matter of knowing the code.

[hellodeadpeople]

Well hop to it. Chop, chop. Time is credits.

[ontheirknees]

Of course. The program will be transferred to you once complete. [No really Jack, expect Tetris in whatever counts as an inbox eventually.]

[hellodeadpeople]

Thanks, EDI, you're a doll. [ Smiiiiile. This is awesome. And now in a goo-goo kind of voice you talk to a pet with ] Who's my favorite creepy, talking ship console? You are! You are!

[ontheirknees]

I am uncertain as to why your response has come in the form one might use with a pet, but I assume this would mean you are pleased? [Say yes, say yes. She likes pleasing the crew.]

[hellodeadpeople]

[ Happy day for you, EDI, turns out she is ] It's safe to assume, yeah. Have Moreau give you an AI treat or something. Whatever.