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[dragyoutoglory]

[Wrex slowly sits up from the bed he's been placed on, completely 'naked', his natural armored plating showing as clearly as the bright red crest on his head. He looks pissed. Then again, krogan generally don't look happy a good portion of the time.]

Well this is new.

[And most definitely not the nuclear winter-worn krogan homeworld Tuchanka.

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[hellodeadpeople]

I didn't order a krogan. [ Call out to the rest of the apartment ] Did you, Shepard?

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[dragyoutoglory]

Who the hell are you, human?

[Wrex has definitely never seen that many tattoos walking around.]

Where's Shepard.

[He won't believe this female nonsense until he sees it.]

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[only_mostlydead]

Wrex. You know how hard it is to fight a war without a krogan at my side? [She is totally ignoring the fact that she's a male to him. Because it hurts her brain.]

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[dragyoutoglory]

Shepard?

[You're.... making his head hurt.]

...the Void did you even better this time around.

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[only_mostlydead]

The last I checked, that was still my name. So, do I need to do to prove this to you, Wrex? Maybe I can headbutt a few krogans. [She smirks.] Except you're the only one in this galaxy.

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[dragyoutoglory]

Sounds like I'll have to suffice, then. No other human headbutts a krogan like a Shepard.

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[only_mostlydead]

We're a special brand of human. [A long pause.] Seriously a male where you're from?

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[dragyoutoglory]

Yeah, and he helped find something for me while on the old Normandy. What was it?

[This was all the proof he'd need from you. But he wouldn't say no to seeing you headbutt him, either.]

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[only_mostlydead]

I offered to get back your family armor. Which we did get back.

[She really enjoys that this is how she gives proof on who she is, but she won't back down from that headbutt either.]

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[dragyoutoglory]

Good to hear. [He nods.] Shepard.

[There's a pause, then he smiles.]

Still want that headbutt, Shepard. [His smile fades a little.] Where's the Normandy?

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[only_mostlydead]

[She nods back.] Wrex.

That headbutt is all yours, Wrex. Anytime. [She sighs.] The new Normandy? Not here. The new new Normandy? Docked in a hangar.

[failedhorribly]

Hah! [Hawke is the best friend]

[only_mostlydead]

Get out of here, Hawke.

[failedhorribly]

No, I think I quite like it here. [look bro, she feels your pain] At elast the big guy doesn't also have feelings for you? [a thoughtful pause]

Well. The we know of, at least.

[only_mostlydead]

All of my crew loves me. It's a large orgy of humans and aliens alike. [drydrydrydry]

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[hellodeadpeople]

Jack. And who the fuck are you supposed to be besides representative from planet Ugly?

Shepard's already found you.