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[Yeah, hello there Coruscant. How are you doing this fine afternoon? Here's yet another new arrival, entirely naked and watching all of your datapad posts, and grading you as human beings. And from the look of the area below the belt, he is grading on a curve. Yes, all of Ron Burgundy in all his glory is being shown, don't act like you're not impressed.]
Hello there, my fellow displaced friends. I seem to have drank entirely too much at a party last night, and wouldn't you know it, drove my car right through someone's house and onto another planet entirely. Let me tell you, waking up naked in a strange bed is nothing new to the Ronman but heyo! [He pulls a "ohmy" face and holds up his hands, rearing back a little. Enough to project little Ron more into focus.] The fear of anal probing by green creatures has left me feeling a little like this could be real and not just one of those dreams where I end up seducing Tarzan's wife on the Planet of the Apes.
Now. [Hey ladies, have a charming Ron smile.]
I happened to notice how many of you here on this fascinating device are female. And given the stress of this situation for all of us, I'm just going to throw this out there, but I want to be on most of you. At least fifty percent, true story. Now you can either take it or throw it back, but regardless, I'm gonna sit here naked, maybe find a nice Scotch, and appreciate all these videos you fine ladies have left up here for me.
Hello there, my fellow displaced friends. I seem to have drank entirely too much at a party last night, and wouldn't you know it, drove my car right through someone's house and onto another planet entirely. Let me tell you, waking up naked in a strange bed is nothing new to the Ronman but heyo! [He pulls a "ohmy" face and holds up his hands, rearing back a little. Enough to project little Ron more into focus.] The fear of anal probing by green creatures has left me feeling a little like this could be real and not just one of those dreams where I end up seducing Tarzan's wife on the Planet of the Apes.
Now. [Hey ladies, have a charming Ron smile.]
I happened to notice how many of you here on this fascinating device are female. And given the stress of this situation for all of us, I'm just going to throw this out there, but I want to be on most of you. At least fifty percent, true story. Now you can either take it or throw it back, but regardless, I'm gonna sit here naked, maybe find a nice Scotch, and appreciate all these videos you fine ladies have left up here for me.