☶ twelfth choice ☶ {video}
[Hawke is sitting on the floor of a medical facility, dressed, but having obviously just gotten out of a kolto tank]
...Can I just say that waking up in a tank of goop is not the greatest experience I've ever have? [She sighs, directing a wry look at the camera. She knows what's coming] I'd appreciate it if you could all form an orderly line to berate, punch or other at me. Unless you have booze. If you have booze, you are more than welcome to jump the queue.
[a beat] Fenris and Carver, if you're murdered Anders, suffice to say I won't be pleased. You should know by now that I don't appreciate my companions murdering each other. Actually let's expand that to anyone murdering my companions. Don't do that, it makes me grumpy, and being grumpy will give me wrinkles, and I am pushing thirty as it is. [Lies, she's already thirty]
Oh! And I believe I've hit upon the issue here with the impaling and the dying habit that I've picked up since I've been. Well, all right, so the impaling thing was something form before and the dying thing has only happened once, so I suppose it's not really a habit yet. My point is, no missions with strangers. Strangers, I'm sure you're all very lovely and talented, I just have this wonderful habit of making horrible decisions that mostly only the people I know are used to. And that one actually is a habit.
All right, I'll be in my apartment if anyone needs me. Making the assumption that I can figure out where it is from here...
...Can I just say that waking up in a tank of goop is not the greatest experience I've ever have? [She sighs, directing a wry look at the camera. She knows what's coming] I'd appreciate it if you could all form an orderly line to berate, punch or other at me. Unless you have booze. If you have booze, you are more than welcome to jump the queue.
[a beat] Fenris and Carver, if you're murdered Anders, suffice to say I won't be pleased. You should know by now that I don't appreciate my companions murdering each other. Actually let's expand that to anyone murdering my companions. Don't do that, it makes me grumpy, and being grumpy will give me wrinkles, and I am pushing thirty as it is. [Lies, she's already thirty]
Oh! And I believe I've hit upon the issue here with the impaling and the dying habit that I've picked up since I've been. Well, all right, so the impaling thing was something form before and the dying thing has only happened once, so I suppose it's not really a habit yet. My point is, no missions with strangers. Strangers, I'm sure you're all very lovely and talented, I just have this wonderful habit of making horrible decisions that mostly only the people I know are used to. And that one actually is a habit.
All right, I'll be in my apartment if anyone needs me. Making the assumption that I can figure out where it is from here...