4582 - ~HOLO POST!~ Yeah, we have those!

[mercwithmouth]

[A MINIATURE HOLOGRAPHIC DEADPOOL APPEARS TO BE STANDING ON YOUR DATAPAD.]

Ladies and gentlealiens, I thought you might all enjoy some soothing jizz in your ears.

[And some music starts playing. It sounds sort of like iron nails on a durachalkboard, but with melody

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[singswithstars]

[ totally doing a spiny, handwavey trance type dance with your jizz music. the hideousness of the music bothers her absolutely not at all. ]

[mercwithmouth]

[You are so cool, Drusilla.]

Whoo! Boogie down baby!

[singswithstars]

[ She is the coolest okay. She'd be dancing even without the music, bro, and probably just now realized it's not just in her head this time 8| Also, picking up the datapad to twirl around with her, like you're totally here to dance with her. See her One-Woman-Waltz ]

Less bodies to step over this time. I'll need you to replay it when that's amended.

[mercwithmouth]

[It's...hard to realize that's what she's doing from Deadpool's end. Thank god the brackets make it clear to the merc who knows no walls exactly what's going on.]

Hey, hey. I don't kill indiscriminately, you know. I've got a code. I only kill when I'm paid to do it. Otherwise it's like, charity work.

[A pause.]

Or if someone's really, really pissing me off. Or mildly annoying me.

[...]

Or if someone voted for the wrong guy on American Idol. I mean, that's just unforgivable.

And if I'm just bored. But, you know, reason!

[gunslingerpoet]

[Well well... well. Dante has never been so happy this thing has an OFF button. See icon.]

[mercwithmouth]

[Whatever, Dante, you're just jealous you don't have the same sick moves.]

[omnombouquet]

Picking up new hobbies?

[mercwithmouth]

I thought I'd try and cheer up the troops. Are you a jizz fan?

[omnombouquet]

It's not bad, but I'm not a huge fan.

[mercwithmouth]

I'm not surprised. You seem kinda repressed and uptight.