First Vision; Video

[knowmypurpose]

[Okay so hangovers? Not so fun. Ever. The opposite of fun. Which was Cordelia's first thought as she slowly opened her eyes. She has yet to notice she's being recorded.]

Forget demons or vampires, tequila is the true evil.

[She clutches her head as she winces in pain and it's just about now that she noticed....she was only in her underwear and

Comments

[slayerdom]

And now that I've seen way more of Cordelia than I ever wanted to in my life ... [ She just takes a minute to get over the do not want look. ] Try the droid.

[knowmypurpose]

Buffy? [There's an audible groan.] Of course. Figures if something horrible is going on in my life one of Angel's blondes is involved. [Sorry Buffy. Cordelia woke up on the wrong side of the universe hungover. Give her some time.]

Droid?

[slayerdom]

One of -- [ There's a noticeable tenseness that snaps in her expression, because ouch. But she tenses her jaw and forces that look back, because she's going to be helpful. She is going to be the bigger person here and -- ]

Yes. Droid. Robot-lookin' guy -- or ... guy lookin' robot. Whichever. One should be out in the living room. It'll give you clothes.

[knowmypurpose]

[There isn't a response for a moment because Cordelia's going out to test this theory. It works, she gets clothes, puts them on and eventually responds.]

Thanks. [And she means it. Running around in her underwear? Not her idea of a good time.]

So where the hell is this?

[slayerdom]

Unfortunately, "far, far away" from any part of California. [ She sighs. ] The planet's called Coruscant. I'm thinking mystical portal, so far it's looking like a guy named Revan did it using the Force.

[knowmypurpose]

...Wait the Force?

You mean like in the Star Wars movies?

[slayerdom]

Is that really any weirder than Xander getting hyena possessed? Or the swim team going all extra-fishy, or that thing with the egg babies in -- [ Stop her, Cordy, or she'll just keep going until she makes her point. ]

[knowmypurpose]

Yeah no. I mean, I've woken up to weirder things, to be sure.

[Like a demon baby. But she's not going to...share that adventure with Buffy right now.]

[slayerdom]

Thought so. Anyway, the short of it is, yeah, Star Wars. In fact? I think I saw Harrison Ford. Which I'm personally considering one of the very few bonuses of this galaxy.

Although, I haven't quite given up hope that Daniel Craig will show ...

[knowmypurpose]

Young Harrison Ford, right? Because he's kind of old and wrinkly these days. Which I guess some people are into, but me not so much.

Who would say no to Daniel Craig? [Now they're talking about the important things.]

[slayerdom]

To which I give a resounding eww and duh. He's, like, Giles age now. Definitely young hottie version.

[knowmypurpose]

Well, if it's young hottie version running around I hope you did spot him then.

[slayerdom]

Even if it's not the real deal, this place is still full of space hotties. They have to make up for the exploding apartments somehow. I mean, you should see my master. [ A beat. Oh that sounded awkward. Last time she ever tries that word on for size. ] Jedi. Master. Not -- Yeah.

[knowmypurpose]

...Eww. There are mental images I never, ever needed.

[slayerdom]

Hey! Coming from half naked girl, you've got no room to talk.

[knowmypurpose]

Hey! I'm not half naked anymore!