5; video
[Nathan isn't doing anything too retarded special in this post. His room is in the background behind him. He's looking pretty rough, though. There's some minor scarring on his face, and his ~pale Irish complexion~ is paler than usual. He's trying really hard to be his usual dickish self, but something's off about it.]
Good news, ladies and gentlemen: Nathan Young is back in business. [He makes a flourishing gesture at himself.]
I know you were all missing me. Even if you took an entire month to rescue me and Sideburns. What was that bullshit about? There was an entire video dedicated to me getting tortured. I've died fifty times in the last month. But I guess Wookiee porn was more important, right?
Bunch of useless twats. Don't worry, you're not getting rid of me now.
Good news, ladies and gentlemen: Nathan Young is back in business. [He makes a flourishing gesture at himself.]
I know you were all missing me. Even if you took an entire month to rescue me and Sideburns. What was that bullshit about? There was an entire video dedicated to me getting tortured. I've died fifty times in the last month. But I guess Wookiee porn was more important, right?
Bunch of useless twats. Don't worry, you're not getting rid of me now.