$2 -- video;
[Anya has found clothes since her last post, and she's looking considerably more cheerful.]
I don't know about the rest of you, but I've been very sexually frustrated for-- well, nearly a year now. But at least at home I had vibrators to keep me more or less satisfied through masturbation. Of course, along with my clothing and my money, no one thought to bring any of my sex toys into outer space. At first I thought this was a problem. Then I realized it was a business opportunity.
[She turns the camera to show the sign in front of her store. It reads: Forcegasms.]
Forcegasms! The sexy side of the Force! We've got porn, toys, instructional manuals, and novelty items! [She holds up something that looks like a very small lightsaber, but when she presses the button that should turn it on, the glowy part vibrates.]
Come, give me money!
I don't know about the rest of you, but I've been very sexually frustrated for-- well, nearly a year now. But at least at home I had vibrators to keep me more or less satisfied through masturbation. Of course, along with my clothing and my money, no one thought to bring any of my sex toys into outer space. At first I thought this was a problem. Then I realized it was a business opportunity.
[She turns the camera to show the sign in front of her store. It reads: Forcegasms.]
Forcegasms! The sexy side of the Force! We've got porn, toys, instructional manuals, and novelty items! [She holds up something that looks like a very small lightsaber, but when she presses the button that should turn it on, the glowy part vibrates.]
Come, give me money!