$1 -- video;
Um, hello. Hi. [There is a young woman on the screen adjusting the screen and fiddling with buttons. She has blond hair, brown eyes, and… no clothes. Just a rather frilly red bra and Batman panties.
Finally she gets the device transmitting to her satisfaction. She sits back and smiles awkwardly.]
There we go. Greetings. My name is Anya Jenkins. I… have absolutely no clue where I am, but I seem to have misplaced my planet. And my clothes. If someone could kindly point me in the direction of Earth, it would be greatly appreciated. I am willing to provide monetary compensation as soon as I figure out what the exchange rate between this word and mine is. And as soon as I find my money.
[She nods seriously and provides another winning smile.]
Thank you. Your help is much appreciated. Unless you don't give it, in which case what gives you the right to see a poor, defenseless woman in a state of disarray and undress and not offer her assistance? Not very gentlemanly of you, is it?
Finally she gets the device transmitting to her satisfaction. She sits back and smiles awkwardly.]
There we go. Greetings. My name is Anya Jenkins. I… have absolutely no clue where I am, but I seem to have misplaced my planet. And my clothes. If someone could kindly point me in the direction of Earth, it would be greatly appreciated. I am willing to provide monetary compensation as soon as I figure out what the exchange rate between this word and mine is. And as soon as I find my money.
[She nods seriously and provides another winning smile.]
Thank you. Your help is much appreciated. Unless you don't give it, in which case what gives you the right to see a poor, defenseless woman in a state of disarray and undress and not offer her assistance? Not very gentlemanly of you, is it?