My tweets

[datan0de]

• Mon, 13:54: Too many people out there having a bad Monday. Read this. It'll help. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/160559216667
• Mon, 18:18: RT @ stinson: Twitter needs to develop an "assassin" bot that Tweets the word "iPad" and then can suspend any accounts that auto-respond.
• Mon, 18:24: PSA: You brought it on yourselves, meatbags. http://on.io9.com/fCkhfz @ robotuprising @ _skynet_ #NoProblem #B166ER
• Mon, 20:05: At work. Agent fell asleep at his desk on break. Co-worker getting video on her phone to capture the snoring. #FunAtWork #JustWrong
• Mon, 21:58: Today was mostly a loss. Stayed late @ work but still unresolved problems. Just now headed to dinner. May kill someone.
• Mon, 22:00: This must be what it's like to be @ kimfemetal or @ joreth all the time! #Murderous #Blademistresses
• Mon, 22:31: WTH? BJ's now serves only appetizers after 10:00? Left the place a smoking ruin. Now at Ruby Tuesday's.
• Mon, 22:38: Cheddar biscuit in my mouth and The Ramones playing. Humanity is spared for another day...
• Mon, 23:00: Fed, but still ticked about BJ's. In protest I'll be opening my own competing restaurant. Can't decide between "Head" or "Cunnilingus". #BJs