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[dataempire]

I have been here for a week and kept myself, hopefully, unseen for the most part. With this camouflage, I have been able to come to the first conclusion in my theory. Most students are shacking up with their butlers or other student's butlers. There is a 84% probability of it.

For example:

Comments

[volatilefury]

I protest. The terms used in this data gathering are not suitable for Saeki nor I.

[dataempire]

Then which terms are suitable?

[volatilefury]

That, sir, is up to you to figure out. However, infatuated is not a correct term to use for the two of us.

[dataempire]

Lust perhaps or maybe deep desire.

Unless you are already sleeping together, then I must reformulate.

[playful_heir]

You are a rather interesting fellow.

[dataempire]

Thank you.

[playful_heir]

You're welcome.

But you're a bit off with a few of those. Close, but need some fine-tuning.

[dataempire]

Really?

Perhaps you care to enlighten me Saeki.

[playful_heir]

Yes, really.

Nah. You're the ninja with an assistant. You can figure it out.

[dataempire]

I'm glad you believe in my abilities.

[mutters]

[dataempire]

Does this bother you Amane?

[dataempire]

That seems unlikely.

Do you harbor romantic and/or sexual feelings for your master?

[mutters] My data says you do.

[volatilefury]

Don't start harassing my butler, mate.

[dataempire]

My apologies Kurobane.

Would you mind answering the questions instead?