First we hit Chicago and check out the shows and the shopping and Navy Pier and go to Dick's because you could steal some condoms off the wall and I'd take some bras and we'd be ready for action! Then over to Minnesota for The Mall of America...because just YEAH Then we go to Washington and hit Seattle and freak out because Grey's Anatomy OMG!!! Next we'll have to totally just fuck the shit out of California...Hollywood, Las Angeles, San Francisco and Plasterville (naturally) Then we have to go to Las Vegas and pretend we're old enough to gamble, which we won't be but that's okay we'll hook up with some whore selling fake IDs and it'sall good we'll get drunk and have sex but hey whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? (that means I'm chucking your camera in the pool...and Lauren too) Eventually we'll hit the Grand Canyon and I'll pretend to push you in and we'll giggle and then you'll accidentally push me in but it's okay because I'll land on a donkey and we'll giggle some more Then we have to get down to Florida and go to DISNEY WORLD because omg how much fun would Disney World be with us...seriously. Just imagine. We might want to go to Miami or Key West too because there'd be lots of stuff for you to "do" down there *nudgenudgewinkwink* Then maybe if it's all rebuilt and such we would hit New Orleans and go topless for Girls Gone Wild (and yes, your boobs are big enough to count) Then we'll high tail it over to Myrtle beach and play with all the dead jellyfish on the shore and go kite-flying yay!!! We'll have to go up to Philadelphia and bother your brother for an hour and maybe ring the Liberty Bell? New York we'll spend like 5 weeks there and shoe shop like CRAZAAZY plus see a million and one shows (we'll have to beg money off some hobos to afford this part of the trip, but that's alright with me) Then we'll go to Washington DC and I'll show you all the cool parts of the city with all the weird shops and we can go to Arlington and sing "Let the Sunshine In" and have a truly Hair-worthy moment and we'll stay at this Irish hotel with a really hot host named Diarmuid We have to go to Boston after that and take a Duck Tour (which is a comedy bus that goes into the water and turns into a boat FUN) and eat Dippin' Dots and maybe see if Hilary Duff is still there and see her in a musical and we have to eat Italian food and make fun of Paul Revere and everybody's accents Then we'd drive home and (hopefully) pass an army tank and a car on fire and maybe once we're in Michigan we could go to Mackinac and Frankenmuth and Traverse City and pretend we're from Boston and scare all the locals with our greasy hair and freaky accents.
First we hit Chicago and check out the shows and the shopping and Navy Pier and go to Dick's because you could steal some condoms off the wall and I'd take some bras and we'd be ready for action!
Then over to Minnesota for The Mall of America...because just YEAH
Then we go to Washington and hit Seattle and freak out because Grey's Anatomy OMG!!!
Next we'll have to totally just fuck the shit out of California...Hollywood, Las Angeles, San Francisco and Plasterville (naturally)
Then we have to go to Las Vegas and pretend we're old enough to gamble, which we won't be but that's okay we'll hook up with some whore selling fake IDs and it'sall good we'll get drunk and have sex but hey whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right? (that means I'm chucking your camera in the pool...and Lauren too)
Eventually we'll hit the Grand Canyon and I'll pretend to push you in and we'll giggle and then you'll accidentally push me in but it's okay because I'll land on a donkey and we'll giggle some more
Then we have to get down to Florida and go to DISNEY WORLD because omg how much fun would Disney World be with us...seriously. Just imagine.
We might want to go to Miami or Key West too because there'd be lots of stuff for you to "do" down there *nudgenudgewinkwink*
Then maybe if it's all rebuilt and such we would hit New Orleans and go topless for Girls Gone Wild (and yes, your boobs are big enough to count)
Then we'll high tail it over to Myrtle beach and play with all the dead jellyfish on the shore and go kite-flying yay!!!
We'll have to go up to Philadelphia and bother your brother for an hour and maybe ring the Liberty Bell?
New York we'll spend like 5 weeks there and shoe shop like CRAZAAZY plus see a million and one shows (we'll have to beg money off some hobos to afford this part of the trip, but that's alright with me)
Then we'll go to Washington DC and I'll show you all the cool parts of the city with all the weird shops and we can go to Arlington and sing "Let the Sunshine In" and have a truly Hair-worthy moment and we'll stay at this Irish hotel with a really hot host named Diarmuid
We have to go to Boston after that and take a Duck Tour (which is a comedy bus that goes into the water and turns into a boat FUN) and eat Dippin' Dots and maybe see if Hilary Duff is still there and see her in a musical and we have to eat Italian food and make fun of Paul Revere and everybody's accents
Then we'd drive home and (hopefully) pass an army tank and a car on fire and maybe once we're in Michigan we could go to Mackinac and Frankenmuth and Traverse City and pretend we're from Boston and scare all the locals with our greasy hair and freaky accents.
I'M SO PSYCHED!!!!
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and what about universal studios... and yea... we really need to think this out, but i am soo up for this
p.s. i love the begging the hobos for money
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