Jan 16, 2007 14:29
b i t s . n . b o b s
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Doesn't It Annoy You When...
1. There's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found?
2. You buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer?
3. There's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit?
4. You're reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out?
5. You tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it'll magically open for them and not you.
6. Someone says, "well, to make a long story short" and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.
7. A friend or family member says "Yuck! This is awful!!" and then tells you to try some.
8. You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just looking around.
9. You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
10. A waiter or waitress is not around at any time other than right after you put food in your mouth.
11. Your tire gauge lets half the air in your tire when all you want is a pressure reading.
12. The dog in your neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
13. The power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries.
14. Someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and writes a check.
15. The elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on.
16. You almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but the week you don't, your hard drive crashes and you lose everything.
AHHHH, SOOOO TRUE and sooooo obnoxious!!!
so.
I had a couple of dreams last night . . . being the 15th to the 16th . . . and a few different people were there. So, the first one involved me and a cute kid, though he was my boyfriend kinda person/really good guy friend or something and we were at some kinda camp, butreally it was like the "apprentice" in where people were being sent home every week or something . . . i donno . . . but then there was this dance type sequence, and I apparently missed the outfit trying on part, cause everyone was leaving with theirs, and I was just getting there. I see this one girl . . . kinda big, looked like she didn't have many friends, and a lot taller than me. I asked her if she would help me, and she tried to. I found a outfit (all of them were tie-died leotards) and then she asked me if I had my [insert some odd word here]. I said, my what? and she pointed to this hat like meshy wirey thing . . . I took it and said thanks. then she started teaching me a few of the dance moves, and I was getting them, but then we were moved along to an area to pay . . . or something. I was taking out a sum of money and had a reciept for something . . . then proceeded on to a booth like thing, and there sat Mike Berger . . . who took my money, and the reciept and proceeded to wrap the reciept in a strip of black gaff tape . . . like, you know the left-over part. It was weird. then I turned around and proceeded to walk back to . . . somewhere, while other people were forming a line where I was standing . . . and going past the booth into some sort of room. Anyway, I turn around and start walking back through the outfits where I picked out mine and started running to this boy. He was taller and stronger than me and had shaggy sandy colored hair atop his head. anyway, like I was saying, I ran towards him and then he lifted me up and twirled me around all the while we were kissing each other, it was pretty sweet, cause he was pretty cute :P. He then put me down and started to walk away, I followed and asked if I could come in with him (he was opening a garage door type thing and then just kinda standing there). He asked the people behind the door if Erin could come in, and they said sure, bring her on in! and so, I went on in. My boyfriend type figure went to the left, and I went to the right. there were a few big guys sitting in this back alleyway type setting, and they got up and moved to the left so I could scooch by on the right, I felt pretty cool. I went around a corner to the left and saw the girls in outfits kinda similar to those worn in Kismet, with the belly-dancing-esque gingley things around their stomachs . . . they were dancing for a bunch of guys. I sat down in the backand watched . . . then these guys, who I had met earlier in the dream turned around, gave me a "pound" (when you make a fist and "pound" it against the other person's fist . . .). They said hey, Sushi! What's up?!?! And I was like, Hey! I know you! what's you're name again? and he started saying some poem or something and said the word "caveman" in it, and I pointed at him, he's like, "caveman? nah, that's not me" and got all offended . . . then said his name was cameron. I asked him cameron with a "C" or kameron with a "K". he never answered. Then the attention as focussed on the people behind me. I turn around to find Steph Meistroni and some other girl who looked and kinda sang . . . don't ask . . . like christina aguilera. it was weird. Steph's waist was being wrapped by this boys' arms, and I knew him!! I had met HIM earlier in the dream too! I thought he was cute, and kinda flirted with him, while he was flirting back with me. I felt kinda betrayed, cause turns out, he was I guess the boyfriend of steph? I donno. Then the christina figure started singing with the boy and they sounded SOOOOO good together! There I was just sitting in the back of a room . . . triangular in shape? . . . and listening to these two sing, while the dancers were still on the floor doing their thing at the "front" of the room. I got up and left. I went exploring and somehow found a while nother wing to this building we were staying in. I explore some more and almost run into a spiderweb in the entrance way to a public bathroom(?). I take one of the spider's strands, one still connected to it, and fling it behind me . . . but it doesn't get that far, and kinda flings to the ground at my feet. I'm like, hey, look, a spider. . . and move outta theway and turn around. I get to this staircase, and go down. I get to the ground floor, and get to to a kinda corner-ish type door and it's got those security things on either side of the outside, so I have to squeeze through. I get through, and see smoke and a few cops and flashing blue lights. I kinda stay hidden till I see two of my "housemates" walk past and up the main set of stairs to get to outside. I walk up too, and sit down facing backwards, where the rest of the housemates are now standing. the cop says something unauditable and walks by me, the two boys on the steps get up and start walking out of the house with the cops. someone says, well, that's two less people to compete with, down 4 only a few more to go" I'm like, what? and wake up. WEIRDEST DREAMS!!
another dream involved more people I knew. my parents each had a motorcycle, and I took a car. we were driving someplace, and I left first, grabbing a cell phone and an iPod. I got to some visitor's center and looked at the things, it was my mom's phone and iPod. I had 2 iPods with me and her cell. I went inside the entryway, to escape the rain, and called home, thinking they had maybe not left yet, and they hadn't. I told her the news, and she was like, it's gonna be a while, just hold tight. soooo I did. who should walk in the door a few minutes later, but Mr. Steven Bowe! We said a few things, but I can'treally remember what we talked about, besides "Montreal" (said in a swanky french accent) and how the cimate is really different . . . I asked him "so, how did you like mon-real? and he said itwas pretty good. and then I mentioned thatI went up with the UMMB a few weeks ago, and he was like, I know, I heard. It was weird. but wait, it got WEIRDER!!! we walked towards some girl who was sitting down at this table a few feet away and I bumped into a set of draperies againt the window. The little sash thing fell off and so I tried to fix it. Something wasn't quite right, I was looking at the other ones on the other window ahead, and saw Steve kissing this girl, like serious action, and then looked down at the sash immediatly, he seemed to notice, and looked over at me and asked what I was doing. "The sash fell off, I was tryign to fix it" and he just went back to like serios mack-action on this girl. He stopped and the girl looked over at me, smiling, it was kinda like a cross between Ashley Lane and some girl I know from school. soooo weird. I felt so angry at Steve, then I woke up. SOOOO WEIRD!! I don't know what'sgoing on with my head, but there are some serious envy issues going on up there. Maybe I shouldn't have fish before going to sleep again . . . :P
Back in the real world, we went big ball bowling again last night (third time this break), I got an 86 the first time around, somehow winning . . . and then a 69 the second time . . . Jennie got a 70 and melissa got a 68, we are an evenly matched crew :P. all in all, a good time was had. then we went over to IHOP and I got the "fish and chips" and macey got a funny face (I TOLD her she would be allowed to get one!!). I got the fish cause I knew I could chew it . . . well, have it like dissolve in my mouth .. . without to much effort, cause I've been on this kinda "mushy foods" diet cause I had my wisdom teeth out a week ago (the 9th of January). It was good. we got charged for 2 sodas and a water, when we had ordered 3 sodas . . . it was pretty darn good.
AAAAND I'm home for another 2 WEEKS. then classes don't start till the . . . 29th of January. good times had by all. ooooh boy.
lata!
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