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[dasubershiznit]

Sweet, my girlfriend is sexy, homicidal, and yet more sexy.

And Amy is my chef. Come cook for me, woman!

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[tip_the_velvet]

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure I'll cook for you, Corey. I promise it's not poisoned. No really, taste it. You'll love it, I swear. Why are you running away? DAMMIT COREY, I JUST WANTED TO COOK YOU SOME NICE FOOD!!! GET BACK HERE!!!! . . . . . RAT POISON MAKES IT BETTER! YOU'LL BE FINE!