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REGRESSION!!!!
right, now that that's out of the way we can move onto our daily... er... weekly? I dunno, whenever news.
*clears throat*
Good Afternoon fellow citizens of the place known as... well, wherever you are. Today's breaking news story is the release of a group of residents in the Detroit Metropolitan area known as "students" from the hub which locals call Dee-See-Dee-Es. I'm not exactly sure how to pronounce that, but that's alright. The message is that with the release of these "students" who, according to the report, are clinically insane, please be more cautious on the roads and in your day to day lives. Please be aware that within the next week, one of the more dangerous, pardon my french, nutjobs, a Sumeet Vaidya, will have access to a car and a license, allowing him to drive around the state with Molotov Cocktails and Flamethrowers. That last section is an educated guess by our psychic division. Anyways, this has been your breaking news.
Thank you
right, now that that's out of the way we can move onto our daily... er... weekly? I dunno, whenever news.
*clears throat*
Good Afternoon fellow citizens of the place known as... well, wherever you are. Today's breaking news story is the release of a group of residents in the Detroit Metropolitan area known as "students" from the hub which locals call Dee-See-Dee-Es. I'm not exactly sure how to pronounce that, but that's alright. The message is that with the release of these "students" who, according to the report, are clinically insane, please be more cautious on the roads and in your day to day lives. Please be aware that within the next week, one of the more dangerous, pardon my french, nutjobs, a Sumeet Vaidya, will have access to a car and a license, allowing him to drive around the state with Molotov Cocktails and Flamethrowers. That last section is an educated guess by our psychic division. Anyways, this has been your breaking news.
Thank you