Happy Birthday Prussia

[dasschlechtende]

[so the 18th of January is when the Kingdom of Prussia was officially founded and someone's birthday. That someone is currently celebrating with booze and emo. Come cheer him up!]

Comments

[egerly]

Oh good Lord, what now?

[dasschlechtende]

Nothing. Go mind your own business.

[makes shooing motions with hands--he's already had a few so they're proooobably not that graceful]

[egerly]

The collar's gone, and your existence along with it again, am I right?

[dasschlechtende]

[glowering over his beer]

Check the fucking date, genius. I'm celebrating. Go away.

[egerly]

Oh? You expect me to remember or care what dates are important to you?

[dasschlechtende]

Nope. That's why I said to check it and to go away.

[makes that shooing motion again]

[egerly]

Is it your deathday?

[dasschlechtende]

Try again in February or November.

[drinking and sort of... not really... ignoring you]

[egerly]

Ha ha! How did I forget that you have multiple deathdays!

[I'm not sticking around just to watch you get more drunk, really]

[dasschlechtende]

Probably 'cause you were too busy with a divorce or some shit for the first one.

[well, that shouldn't be too too long, he's drinking more each time you mention emo stuff--it's like a drinking game!]

[egerly]

Oh, yes, the divorce. That's such a part of the distant past, I'd nearly forgotten about it as well~

[dasschlechtende]

Still not re-married, though, right?

[snickering into his drink]

[egerly]

That makes no difference! Marriage is so last millennium!

[dasschlechtende]

S'that right?

[egerly]

You wouldn't know, of course.

[dasschlechtende]

Wouldn't want to. Best thing about this bein' alone and non-existent shtick--Stück--thing is that I dun have to worry about pissin' someone off.