An atrophy wife
WHAT?
that is all I can say at this moment: WHAT?
Carey....WHAT?
Is it possible that there is more to life than all of that, you Stepford wannabe?
(1) You are a good cook--that means invite your friends over and wow them. Remember the important food groups: sweet, salty, fried, au gratin, and bacon. Very wise advice.
(2) Good at golf? Then screw his ego, kick his butt! If he is legitimately better, then go him. If not, then he can find his identity somewhere else besides his ability to beat a girl! Maybe he could be your caddy.
(3) You can dress cutely? Important trait for anyone. Point for you.
(4) Ok you had two points about dressing. Menos pointos.
(5) Country club? as in the Joe Diffie song, "I'm a member of the country club/country music is what i love.."? cuz if not, then why does it matter? I mean if you said, "Still have an original 'Members Only' jacket" then maybe it'd be worth a point or two. I mean those things were sweet. In 1983.
(6) You go running? Way to go there in your...runningness. thing.
(7) Your room is clean? You'll make your mom proud. You can have your allowance to go buy some candy down at the market.
(8) you like to do community service? That will help if you ever go to jail! Break a law, you and Rory can clean up trash together! BFF! "...and have learned the importance of being on several committees..." are you planning something? Like parol committees? If you have to do all that community service you won't be on the parol committe. You can bring them cookies, that might help. Orange jumpsuits don't help your complexion though.
(9) something about hostess cupcakes. I like those. point for you.
(10) i love to throw a good party. Show me someone who doesn't? Like if you said, "I like to throw good theme parties, like 'dress as a robot' or 'wear a helmet or hawaiian' sort of things." then that'd be a double word score.
And I can't even TOUCH the things to work on list or my head will explode. Like a watermelon explode. Poof. Carey, please please please don't ever say that you want to be a trophy wife anywhere I may see, hear or read it ever again. If you value our friendship. I can't handle it.
Like I couldn't handle the whole notebook theme thing.
Liz--you lose points.
So I chose kittens.
Beat that one, there isn't any glitter or puppies.
I checked.
-Spooner
that is all I can say at this moment: WHAT?
Carey....WHAT?
Is it possible that there is more to life than all of that, you Stepford wannabe?
(1) You are a good cook--that means invite your friends over and wow them. Remember the important food groups: sweet, salty, fried, au gratin, and bacon. Very wise advice.
(2) Good at golf? Then screw his ego, kick his butt! If he is legitimately better, then go him. If not, then he can find his identity somewhere else besides his ability to beat a girl! Maybe he could be your caddy.
(3) You can dress cutely? Important trait for anyone. Point for you.
(4) Ok you had two points about dressing. Menos pointos.
(5) Country club? as in the Joe Diffie song, "I'm a member of the country club/country music is what i love.."? cuz if not, then why does it matter? I mean if you said, "Still have an original 'Members Only' jacket" then maybe it'd be worth a point or two. I mean those things were sweet. In 1983.
(6) You go running? Way to go there in your...runningness. thing.
(7) Your room is clean? You'll make your mom proud. You can have your allowance to go buy some candy down at the market.
(8) you like to do community service? That will help if you ever go to jail! Break a law, you and Rory can clean up trash together! BFF! "...and have learned the importance of being on several committees..." are you planning something? Like parol committees? If you have to do all that community service you won't be on the parol committe. You can bring them cookies, that might help. Orange jumpsuits don't help your complexion though.
(9) something about hostess cupcakes. I like those. point for you.
(10) i love to throw a good party. Show me someone who doesn't? Like if you said, "I like to throw good theme parties, like 'dress as a robot' or 'wear a helmet or hawaiian' sort of things." then that'd be a double word score.
And I can't even TOUCH the things to work on list or my head will explode. Like a watermelon explode. Poof. Carey, please please please don't ever say that you want to be a trophy wife anywhere I may see, hear or read it ever again. If you value our friendship. I can't handle it.
Like I couldn't handle the whole notebook theme thing.
Liz--you lose points.
So I chose kittens.
Beat that one, there isn't any glitter or puppies.
I checked.
-Spooner