♫I Fought the Law and… I Won!♫
So me and my SMART self on Friday after work had a slight run in the po-po. It was a nice evening as was the entire weekend when I was heading home. I pulled up to the last light and decided to hall tail thru it and tear down the neighbored as well. Little did I realize at the time that there was a cop sitting at the gas station on the corner of the intersection I hauled tail thru and naturally he tore after me. So the wind was whipping thru my long hair rippin’ up all six gears when off in the distance I see blue lights and faint sound (he couldn’t keep up with me in the sharp corners, heh). Automatically my heart fell to my boots knowing I was going ENTIRELY too fast as I pulled over and turned my hazards on. He walks out of the car calling my plate in over the radio then stands next to me, “Is there ANY reason you are going 75 in a 40?” he said. Mean while I handed him my licenses looking at the floor the whole time, “I had a bad day…” I said. “Where exactly are you headed too?” he chimed with a stern voice. Sheepishly, still looking down at the floor I pointed down the road, “Home. I live just down the road.” He looked at my license for a second and nodded, “Okay, hold on.” as he walked back to his car. Mean while as I was sitting there I still kept looking down, fake hitting my head a few times knowing he could see me clearly as the top was down as well as combing thru my hair with my fingers. After what seemed like a life time he stepped out of his car and walked back to my door. “Okay well here is what I’m gonna do” he said, “I easily could take you to jail for reckless driving as this can be considered a residential area and you were going entirely too fast. Not to mention the fact I know you live out here and you know there are a lot of deer on this road, too. But I understand your having a bad day so I’m just going to issue a citation for not updating your license to your new address but you have to slow it down, okay?” Still looking down at the floor shocked at what he said I just chimed back, “Yes sir I will.” The cop nodded and said, “Alright then, slow down and have a good evening.” then turned around and headed back to his car as I shut off my hazards, started my car, and began to pull away. Needless to say, I got luck as shit and narrowly escaped what would no doubt would have been by far the worse ticket of my life. I went home, kicked back, made a strong rum and coke and waited for my friend for Ellijay to show up still in amazement. So please be smart and don’t be dumb like me
Current Mood: tired
Originally published at Dasoslukos Den