underwear

May 22, 2003 21:38

Yo Yo Yo,

I gits tens of letters each weeks axin me about various items. Da mosts common quextion is if I has
on underwears. Well listens ups ladies, DA SHEED dont be wearin no underwear and here be why.

Reasons DA SHEED dont wear drawers

1) U always gots to be ready fo any LADIES dat might wants two taste tha LOVE THANG

2) U kant wear underwear to Chicken Joe's in Weest Southern Pines

4) Dey wades up in my crack from tim e to time. No wades in dis crack.

3) When performion da FUNK DUNK u gots to has "it" free to grind and bumpin into tha face ob
ur oppents. Tha FUNK DUNK wood be nofen wif underwear on.

5) Queen Anne likes easy access to tha family jewels. Underwear(drawers) wood just piss her off.

6) Rarely dids mens wear underwears in 9th century Cambodia. It wuz a well knows facts dat tha
Tiger god(Larry) sopketed volumes bout the nastitness of wearin drawers. I wood neber offend tha
Tiger god(Larry) by wearin drawers. Bin ho chi mon thyiu dyrtui vutio tryu qytirido DA SHEED
!!!!!!

7) Mom whippteted my ass whens I wore drawers as a youngs thug. Gotsa tried of cleanin tha
hersey highway remains from my drawers.

8) No way u can live the real THUG LIFE wearin drawers. I means axes uself dis, "Dose hard ass
NBA starras wearin drawers".

I goes cowboy mhy little bitches. Gots to give "it" room to thuink, grow and be lobed. I is just
shartin my life wif my fans. Peace out.

Sheed
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