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28: [Video] Hot For Teacher

Oct 09, 2011 21:37

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So, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.

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video; hurricanebomber October 10 2011, 02:18:48 UTC

So you're just assuming that everyone here knows shit about taking care of themselves.

[Which isn't to say that he didn't just write all of that down.]

video; dashboardlite October 10 2011, 02:40:35 UTC

[One serving of hot, steaming sarcasm, coming right up!]

Duly noted. Next time I make a Public Service Announcement, I'll be sure to broadcast it to a select group of individuals that signed up for the newsletter.

[A beat.]

Ohhhh, wait. There isn't a group. I guess that's what this transmission is for, huh?

video; hurricanebomber October 10 2011, 02:55:13 UTC

It wasn't what you said, it was the way you said it, asshole.

[Says someone who is totally always tactful and polite. Always.]

video; dashboardlite October 10 2011, 03:15:07 UTC

Didja want me to sprinkle some pixie dust on it and sugarcoat the whole damn thing? I don't know you from Adam, buddy, but I figure the best way to get the info out there is doin' it point-blank.

video; hurricanebomber October 10 2011, 03:26:53 UTC

By insulting people.

video; dashboardlite October 10 2011, 03:54:03 UTC

Whassamatter, you got thin skin?

video; hurricanebomber October 10 2011, 04:01:26 UTC

No, not me.

[He shrugs.]

Whatever, it's good information to have. I already knew some of it, but I never heard it from someone who's dealt with that kind of stuff first hand.

video; dashboardlite October 10 2011, 04:38:22 UTC

The knowledge comes with the territory. I was kinda raised on the stuff.

[That's...a bit of an understatement.]

video; hurricanebomber October 10 2011, 05:06:24 UTC

I get that kind of thing.

video; dashboardlite October 10 2011, 05:43:34 UTC

Lemme guess. Family business?

[Herp. Derp.]

video; hurricanebomber October 10 2011, 21:23:46 UTC

[He grimaces.]

You could say that.

video; dashboardlite October 11 2011, 18:52:25 UTC

What's your field?

[Business-talk for "what's your specialty?"]

video; hurricanebomber October 11 2011, 21:51:10 UTC

Explosives. And strategy.

[And math and physics and chemistry....]

video; dashboardlite October 13 2011, 20:35:06 UTC

Not bad. But bullets were always more my thing.

[And knives and rope and Latin Rites of Exorcism...]

video; hurricanebomber October 13 2011, 22:00:33 UTC

Whatever gets the job done, right?

video; dashboardlite October 17 2011, 22:58:38 UTC

Been wishin' "the job" was applicable here, but yeah. I get where you're comin' from.

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