28: [Video] Hot For Teacher

[dashboardlite]

[This program is brought to you by Herpexia: Daily Treatment for Genital Herpes.]

So, uh. It's come to my attention that whenever events roll around, everybody's usually running through the halls like chickens with their friggin' heads cut off. So today we're gonna fix that, 'cause this is what I do for a living.

[It appears that Dean is in the

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[itsahotone]

So this is what, a PSA? Because I gotta tell you, the visual's all right but it's still pretty boring. You should take off your shirt or something, really spice things up.

[dashboardlite]

And broadcast my shirtlessness to everyone? Sorry, sweetheart - that's a whole 'nother subscription fee.

[itsahotone]

Then you're just gonna continue putting us all to sleep. I personally didn't hear a single thing you just said except something about salt, which totally causes bloat, so. Gross.

[dashboardlite]

I don't strip unless there's somethin' in it for me.

[Smirk.]

And yeah, it was a PSA. Next time Casper goes apeshit, people are gonna wanna protect themselves.

[itsahotone]

I've got a dollar bill right here. [Which she will show him by pulling it out of her tits.] It can go anywhere you want it.

[dashboardlite]

[Ffffffffffffuhhhhhh so tempting, why so tempting? Just because he hasn't gotten laid in months doesn't mean he can start staring at incredibly nice tits when they're attached to someone who's still in high school.

The road to Hell is paved with seventies pornos.

Welp.]

You think I'm only worth a measly buck?

[Wounded, hand on his chest, he winces.]

That hurts.

[itsahotone]

For the first step, yeah. I'm not about to blow it all on just a shirt.

[What? Was that a slight emphasis on the word blow? How dare you ever think that.]

[dashboardlite]

[Was that a slight emphasis on the word blow? How dare you ever imply that, young lady.

Dean recovers himself quickly, because he has to, because he can't be staring in surprise at the thought of ohfuck a blowjob.

He is better than this.]

Who said anything about givin' a show, anyway? This ain't Pay-Per-View.

[...He can try to be, at least.]

[itsahotone]

Try to keep up, Paul Bunyan. I was just saying that if you were a little less clothed, people would pay more attention to your lecture. It's only logical.

[She's looking at him like she is basically picturing him naked now, anyway, so why not just take that final step?]

[dashboardlite]

Oooh, Naked Cooking With Dean Winchester. I don't think you'd like the food I make, sweetheart. Are burgers a part of your cheerleading diet?

[itsahotone]

[Smiiiirking yet some more.]

Only after sex and I'm really hungry.

[dashboardlite]

[DING DING DING, we have a hole-in-one! Congratulations on your success, Mr. Winchester, and thank you for playing.]

It might just be me, but I think you're hinting at something.

[Play it cool, Dean. Play it cool.]

[itsahotone]

Of course not. Why would I do that when you turned me down before? Like eighty times?

[dashboardlite]

Awww, not still sore about it, are ya?

[itsahotone]

Only every so often, but then I do something about it and it goes away.

[Clearly she means she reads a good book. Yep.]

[dashboardlite]

Too bad you can't use the "getting older" excuse.

[No, really. He would hit that in a heartbeat if she wasn't a teenager. Dear Sweet Baby Jesus, he would hit that.]