32: Jingle Bell Rock

Dec 25, 2011 10:00

[On this incredibly merry Christmas, dearest denizens of Wonderland, you may be privy to two happenings: a shaky video of Dean grinning into the camera and sprinting down to the beach because there is something there waiting for him, or witness him delivering gifts to places of residence.]

You are now Dean Winchester, the DASHING WANDERLUSTER. You decide to deliver THOUGHTFUL GIFTS to ALL YOUR FRIENDS.

> DW: [For Philip, beneath the Bill Cosby sweater and the porn magazine, there are several books from Dean's world on demons of Christianity, the different types, summoning and exorcizing them. You don't really want to know what he sold to the vendors to get them.

Fido/Balto/Whatever-the-dog's-name-is gets a tiny, badass husky harness, because she's so damn wiggly.

The Medicine Seller is left a portable DVD player with a massive case of Disney movies. It's time to get up to speed, man.

Dave Strider gets a CD of all the covers Metallica has ever done because HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THIS SHIT.

Terezi gets a homemade cherpumple cake, along with a book of anti-demon sigils written in bright-red marker.

Santana gets a 1954 Corvette convertible, light blue, and an Ella Fitzgerald record with a scrawled note taped to the outside: One of the smoothest voices out there - Not gonna lie, yours rivals it. -D

Kurt gets Led Zeppelin albums I through VI. It's important.

Alex Kralie also gets a skinmag, and a cookbook, because dude we need to get better at this cooking thing.]

best christmas ever, the most wonderful time of the year, event: christmas, shit let's be santa, baby it's cold outside

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