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[dashboarddoll]

Now, what I neeeeeeeed you to do is to write an entry on the livejournal. Now, go to the computer, not my computer but the one at the library, cuz i'm cheap remember? Now, if you go down the street and make a left, not a right but a left, and not the first street but the second street. Now, you'll find the library on your left, so just hold up your left hand and whichever building is closest to your left hand will be the library. Now, get out of your car, I would offer mine for you to borrow since it's only down the road but I'm cheap remember? har har. Anyyyyywhooo....where was I? ahh yes...Now, what I neeeed you to do is to go into the library, find a computer. Sit down. Not on your hands but on your butt *gasps* ohhh excuse me...I mean tooshie...I mean bottom...*blushes* anyway...Now, turn on the computer and go to livejournal. If you can't find the livejournal then go to the myspace...just to see what's new...anyway...search for the livejournal on the google. then you will see a series of websites dedicated to the art of writing journals...live that is. har har. Now write a little diddy in the livejournal. Then, very important now, save it. i like to be conservative har har. Ohh and that reminds me...we were discussing at the last church meeting...about what kind of toilet paper we should have in the bathrooms. now, I thought we should use the recycled kind, cuz I'm cheap remember? but, those dooooo hurt my little bottom. har har. anywhooo...david! no daa-vid don't eat those peaches, you'll get diarrhea! you know that the toilet paper is rationed in this house and you're only allowed to use 4 squares a day...

you know why????.....s.ss.sssay why???

*silence*

say why david...

whaa hahhaaawyyyy?

CUZ I'M CHEAP!!! GUFFAWWWW

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I'm a loser baby..so why don't you kill me