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so one day tim and terry and karen go out to lunch.
the only problem is, no one can drive. terry has his permit, and tim is too young.
tim: you guys can just hop on my back and we can fly there.
terry:riiiiiiight
karen: now, what I neeeeeed you to do is to lie down so i can climb up on you and also open your trunk, not THAT trunk but the one in the back so I can put my chair in there. you know why???...ss say why...
later
the gang can't decide where to go for lunch. karen suggests denny's cuz she had a special coupon...actually she had three.
waiter: ok now what can i get for you today?
tim: hmmmm. i liiiike....meat.
waiter: ok we do have a special meat lover's omelette.
tim: ohhhh. well uhhh can i uhhh get that?
waiter: sure and how would you like your staek cooked? medium, medium we-
tim: RAW
waiter:ok sir now what can i get for you?
terry:i kinda want that COUNTRY style breakfast...wer wer
waiter: ok and would you like waffles or pancakes with that?
Terry: PANCAKES..you know why???...ss say why...
karen: hey! you took that from me....and that reminds me...we were talking....at the church....and we were just thinking....that wouldn't..it...be just....swell...if we could...-
waiter:ma'am, can i get you anything?
karen: i wan't done...well anyway...i'll have a glass of water...now, if i don't get a straw with that, is it cheaper?
waiter: no sorry.
tim:ohhhh
terry:riiigght
waiter: would you like to see the specials?
karen: no thank you...i have a coupon see here? you know why???...ss s say why...
waiter:why...
karen: cuz i'm cheap!! guffaawww!
tim: cheep cheep...like a little chick? where?!?!
terry: little chick? where?....hey little girl... (girl screams in the background)
later
the food arrives
tim: hey!!! i wanted the antlers still on!!!
waiter: you ordered a steak sir
tim: ohhh...well can i have a side of blood to go with that?..aaanaannd some secret sauce..please.
terry:oooooohhoohh
karen: no not that secret sauce
tim: that's ok...
karen: tim don't be rude! you're wasting my time and time is money and i'm cheap guffaw!!
tim: (bites her head off)
karen: (head still in tim's mouth): now...what i neeeeed you to do is to put my head back on my body..you'll find the duct tape in my purse...behind the altoids, not in the little pocket but the big pocket. now...take two steps east and then count backwards in spanish form ten *ole!* feliz navidad la la la hardy har har...oh where was i...oh yes...now...get the duct tape but only use a little bit..
ron:it's ok i got it right here
karen: my hero
will comes
will: mom?! what happened to your head you fool!
karen: well william...if you would just stay home and clean the floor with the toothbrush..
will: you incompetent...
will:ok here's what we're gonna do. im gonna take this duct tape and wrap it around your ears first, then i'll measure it and take the circumfrence and make it really complicated and challenging for me.
will: (rips off duct tape) ohhh...lemme record that!
will: (drops his mom's head on the floor and leaves for poway to see rick and asks if he has any sweet duct tape sounds on his keyboard)
rick:no sorry man...
will: ahh gad that's ok (pulls tape out of pocket and lettta rip!!)
meanwhile: back at denny's karen's head is still on the floor...
to be continued
sorry i don't know where i was going with that
the only problem is, no one can drive. terry has his permit, and tim is too young.
tim: you guys can just hop on my back and we can fly there.
terry:riiiiiiight
karen: now, what I neeeeeed you to do is to lie down so i can climb up on you and also open your trunk, not THAT trunk but the one in the back so I can put my chair in there. you know why???...ss say why...
later
the gang can't decide where to go for lunch. karen suggests denny's cuz she had a special coupon...actually she had three.
waiter: ok now what can i get for you today?
tim: hmmmm. i liiiike....meat.
waiter: ok we do have a special meat lover's omelette.
tim: ohhhh. well uhhh can i uhhh get that?
waiter: sure and how would you like your staek cooked? medium, medium we-
tim: RAW
waiter:ok sir now what can i get for you?
terry:i kinda want that COUNTRY style breakfast...wer wer
waiter: ok and would you like waffles or pancakes with that?
Terry: PANCAKES..you know why???...ss say why...
karen: hey! you took that from me....and that reminds me...we were talking....at the church....and we were just thinking....that wouldn't..it...be just....swell...if we could...-
waiter:ma'am, can i get you anything?
karen: i wan't done...well anyway...i'll have a glass of water...now, if i don't get a straw with that, is it cheaper?
waiter: no sorry.
tim:ohhhh
terry:riiigght
waiter: would you like to see the specials?
karen: no thank you...i have a coupon see here? you know why???...ss s say why...
waiter:why...
karen: cuz i'm cheap!! guffaawww!
tim: cheep cheep...like a little chick? where?!?!
terry: little chick? where?....hey little girl... (girl screams in the background)
later
the food arrives
tim: hey!!! i wanted the antlers still on!!!
waiter: you ordered a steak sir
tim: ohhh...well can i have a side of blood to go with that?..aaanaannd some secret sauce..please.
terry:oooooohhoohh
karen: no not that secret sauce
tim: that's ok...
karen: tim don't be rude! you're wasting my time and time is money and i'm cheap guffaw!!
tim: (bites her head off)
karen: (head still in tim's mouth): now...what i neeeeed you to do is to put my head back on my body..you'll find the duct tape in my purse...behind the altoids, not in the little pocket but the big pocket. now...take two steps east and then count backwards in spanish form ten *ole!* feliz navidad la la la hardy har har...oh where was i...oh yes...now...get the duct tape but only use a little bit..
ron:it's ok i got it right here
karen: my hero
will comes
will: mom?! what happened to your head you fool!
karen: well william...if you would just stay home and clean the floor with the toothbrush..
will: you incompetent...
will:ok here's what we're gonna do. im gonna take this duct tape and wrap it around your ears first, then i'll measure it and take the circumfrence and make it really complicated and challenging for me.
will: (rips off duct tape) ohhh...lemme record that!
will: (drops his mom's head on the floor and leaves for poway to see rick and asks if he has any sweet duct tape sounds on his keyboard)
rick:no sorry man...
will: ahh gad that's ok (pulls tape out of pocket and lettta rip!!)
meanwhile: back at denny's karen's head is still on the floor...
to be continued
sorry i don't know where i was going with that