May 26, 2004 22:20
1. studded belt - 2 points: 2
2. dyed black hair -2 points: 0
3. thick rimed glasses - 2 points: 0
4. gaudy belt buckle - 2 points each: 2
5. clothing bought from a thrift store - 2 points each: 20
6. having hair with bangs longer than the rest - 2 points: 0
7. army style hats - 2 points: 0
8. messenger bag - 3 points: 0
9. livejournal/myspace/friendster account - 2 points each: 4
10. saucony/new balance/ converse shoes - 2 points per pair: 16( I got my sauconys before they were scene bitch)
11. mountian climbing key thingy - 2 points: 0
12. X'd up mosh gloves - 10 points: 0
13. scarf - 2 points: 2
14. refering to bands as acronym - 2 points: 0
15. vegan diet - 5 points: 0
16. vegitarian diet - for shame, no points: 0
17. food not bombs participation - 5 points: 0
18. straight edge - 5 points: 0
19. aspiring photographer - 3 points: 3
20. using adj from the late 80's/ early 90's (i.e. rad, gnarly, rockin', etc.) 1 point for each word in vernacular: 1
21. pins/buttons 1/2 point each: 6
22. plugs/body piercings - 2 points each: 2
23. vinyl collection - 10 points: 0
24. moldy peaches fan - 10 points: 0
25. liking metal seriously - deduct 5 points: 0
26. liking metalcore - 5 points: 0
27. reading books over 300 pages long - 3 points: 3
28. riding a bike - 5 points: 0
29. participating in "le hardcore dancing" - 5 points: 0
30. tea aficianado - 5 points: 0
31. writing poetry - 5 points: 5
32. attended 50 shows or more in a year - 2 points: 2
33. attending hell fest - 5 points: 0
34. being in a band - 5 points: 0
35. working at a record store/health food store - 5 points: 0
36. clapping durring midpaced part of a song - 5 points: 5
69
0-24 - poser! get out or be forced out.
25-44 - beginner. attend more shows, buy more records, you'll be fine.
45-74 - scenester. you've been around awhile and you know what's up, good job.
75 - or more - GOD! i bow to thee with your knowledge of everything hardcore.