Ok this is definitely not my sort of music at all but it ended up on my iPod. I was waiting for the train and I heard something about breasts so my ears perked up. Who the hell wrote this and how has it just gone on and on without being noticed? This is Shakira:
Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Uhhh, yeah lucky for us.
I think one of the funniest things I've seen was a parody of this on MadTV. So funny.
Ok just wanted to drop a breast check. Look at the link - she really does have a boy chest:
http://www.musicarapida.com.ar/artistas/fotos/shakira_fotos_01.jpg