am blasphemy
yeh...so am in dilemma..i cannot quite figure out which smells worse..the stink of mice OR the stink of my x-tra slimy turtle..honestly..both smell equally as bad..hm..the only way is to put them side by side and have a smell test..(kind of like a taste test rite?) yup..only den can i be sure which is worst..however i do like mice for one reason more than my turtle --> i can take their innards and chop them into lil pieces..o yeah..very fun..(i think i cud do that wid the turtle..per..that requires killing it..which wud require for me to starve it..and well..starvation is a horrible way to die..(yes..doing rosa teached me empathy towards hunger-related scenarios)
ok so yeah..where was i? mice..u knw how in typical indian movies the hero is always like "o baby don break my heart" and the heroin is like "ill break ill break"? well..i think i shud be a heroin (no not the drug..the actress..although im sure i can cause extreme nasha wen put together wid caffeine + tylenol + daaroo...wtf..nvm) yes and not cuz of my looks or bod or even acting...its wat i do yo! i literally break them mices hearts* hehe..and each time i break one in half or rip em apart..i think to myself...amrish puri wud be very proud of me..reason = indiana jones "mein tumhara dil nikaldoonga" to the little boy..named indiana jones?..i dunno very old movie..never quite saw anything other than that 1 scene..hehe.o man..id make a great vilian..i got those small beady eyes..sharukh khan eyebrows... and juss today.nad tol me that wen i close my eyes and push up my eyebrows..i look disgusting cuz my veins become very apparant..yeah..i got those varicose veins..cept its on my hands face and feet.. the legs got skipped for sum reason? or wait..do desis not have it? i think its juss a white ppl thing? yeah..cuz all those billboards that i see whilst driving always has white legs..its either cuz white legs are voted as more seductive OR..disease only wid them. i think its the seduction..those billboards secretly collaborate wid the insurance ppl..they show dem white legs so we innocent drivers get excited and accidentally run off course killing our cars..and the insurance ppl are like "wooot! i get money" and they go off singing the apprentice theme song..its a conspiracy yo
haha..ok im sure that i killed atleast 10% of ur brain cells through my worthless yappin..per its ok..not like u use it anyway hehe..latazzzzzzzzzz
*[FOOTNOTE: For all u animal rights activits out there...I do not commit this violent act for my pure blissful pleasure, It is done for the sake of research through the phenotyping of mice tissues]
ok so yeah..where was i? mice..u knw how in typical indian movies the hero is always like "o baby don break my heart" and the heroin is like "ill break ill break"? well..i think i shud be a heroin (no not the drug..the actress..although im sure i can cause extreme nasha wen put together wid caffeine + tylenol + daaroo...wtf..nvm) yes and not cuz of my looks or bod or even acting...its wat i do yo! i literally break them mices hearts* hehe..and each time i break one in half or rip em apart..i think to myself...amrish puri wud be very proud of me..reason = indiana jones "mein tumhara dil nikaldoonga" to the little boy..named indiana jones?..i dunno very old movie..never quite saw anything other than that 1 scene..hehe.o man..id make a great vilian..i got those small beady eyes..sharukh khan eyebrows... and juss today.nad tol me that wen i close my eyes and push up my eyebrows..i look disgusting cuz my veins become very apparant..yeah..i got those varicose veins..cept its on my hands face and feet.. the legs got skipped for sum reason? or wait..do desis not have it? i think its juss a white ppl thing? yeah..cuz all those billboards that i see whilst driving always has white legs..its either cuz white legs are voted as more seductive OR..disease only wid them. i think its the seduction..those billboards secretly collaborate wid the insurance ppl..they show dem white legs so we innocent drivers get excited and accidentally run off course killing our cars..and the insurance ppl are like "wooot! i get money" and they go off singing the apprentice theme song..its a conspiracy yo
haha..ok im sure that i killed atleast 10% of ur brain cells through my worthless yappin..per its ok..not like u use it anyway hehe..latazzzzzzzzzz
*[FOOTNOTE: For all u animal rights activits out there...I do not commit this violent act for my pure blissful pleasure, It is done for the sake of research through the phenotyping of mice tissues]