Natasha, I've come home from my stay at the office because the thermostat had broken down and I was really cold and--... well, never mind... I came home while you were off working today... and I found this strange piece of paper sitting on the counter.
...What the hell is it? ...and why is Alfred at the top of it?!
((Hell yes, this was fun to Photoshop!))
This wasn't how I wanted to start my week off...
Maybe I should just go back to the office...