The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner (Part III)

[das_mervin]

Right. Part II ended with some bonding over covering up the stuff that Kevin and his group did and some theft, but then ZOMG when they went home they discovered the house was totally destroyed and these vampires think that sunlight kills them, but no problem, Diego has a hideout, a little underwater cave, where they shared their respective angsty

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[lisaerin]

Thank you so much for sporking this. I really appreciate it. Meyer really fails at being edgy. I think the whole BFF, secret handshake and what not was kind of amusing. Maybe she should have just called it a parody. I love fandom nods. They're like little inside jokes. But with Meyer it's like she's trying to be cool or redeem herself for the sparkling vampires. That being said, it's three months and they haven't found out any of the vampire mythology was false? Idiots. I do think that this series would have been better if it had been satire, or the characters were supposed to be assholes. If we had established them to psychotic assholes who didn't care about human life from the get-go, then Bree saying she would have killed someone who walked in for ruining the moment wouldn't have bothered me because it would have been something a psycho would have done. Bree and Diego's relationship is horrible. I know that some people can fall in love quickly, but this is like bad fanfiction. She spends most of her time not trusting him, then she magically falls in love with him when she sees he's hot. You know, I can understand wanting to bang him, but falling in love..no. just no.
By the way, about the porn- what'd you do, write a Sands fic because you were in the mood for an intentional asshole and psycho who's cooler than Bree and her gang?