New Moon on Monday…

[das_mervin]

Yeah. The title says it all. It’s a New Moon on Monday.

Because I shall now watch New Moon, and in a way that is TOTALLY legal. Yes. Totally

Comments

[carey_pontmercy]

Regarding Jaspo: I may laugh forever. Thank you.

Also, the movie reminded me how much of an ASSHOLE Edward is for leaving her in the woods. I mean, damn. He knows that she's going to be devastated, but he doesn't even have the decency to take her home. What kind of guy leaves a distraught girl alone in a place where she could be attacked by wild animals or forest-dwelling crazies, let alone vampires and shit? Think of Charlie, too. I can hardly imagine what those God-knows-how-many hours must've been like. For all he knew, his only daughter was dead or lost forever. It'd have only taken Edward a second, too. Inconsiderate bastard.

Also, I can't be the only one who thought that the other characters in the movie (mainly Charlie and Jacob) suspected that Edward had done something much worse to Bella. I wouldn't blame them, either.

Lastly, Eric IS awesome.

[das_mervin]

Jaspo is even worse when he's having a tantrum. I had to update the comparision with a better pic--check it out. I mean...it's totally Jaspo. :D

Well, Wardo is ALWAYS an asshole. It's his natural state. Don't ask him to change now. ;) And I comforted myself with the knowledge that Meyer mostly did that to try and SHOW how devastated precious Bella was, when in reality, she SHOWED what you pointed out--that Wardo's a dick.

He kind of has done a lot worse to Bella, actually. I mean, he punched her. You saw it, I saw it.

HE IS. *LOVES ERIC*

[carey_pontmercy]

I meant in the woods, specifically. God knows that Edward is always doing inexcusable shit to Bella. I don't know why I'm surpised, really. It's just that he's always like "I AM HERE TO PROTECT YOU, BELLA" to the point of psychosis and then he just fucks off so she can eaten by a puma or whatever? Weak.

[das_mervin]

Oh, I hear all that. Everything about that was contradictory--I wrote a whole essay on it, actually.

[jp_mclennon]

I'M HARPO!! (Sorry, I had to say it.)

There's no way I'm watching this until the Rifftrax comes out. If I watched it by itself, I'd probably end up breaking something. I love your review, though. It literally made me LOL.

[das_mervin]

I would love to wait, but, unfortunately, duty calls. *groans* I have to do more tonight....

I'm glad I'm making you laugh, though. :)

[shaolina]

I still don't get why this is treated as an epic love story. Up had a better romance in 10 minutes and no dialogue. It made you cry, laugh and go aww non-stop. Pixar is just that good and these people should just take notes

[das_mervin]

I dunno about any of that--I haven't seen it. I literally stopped watching after thirty minutes. Don't worry about spoilers, though, I don't give a shit.

I agree! Let's just have a tale of Charlie, Eric, Emmett, and pre-fursplosion Jacob wandering the earth. That's an excellent team of vampire hunters! And Charlie's daughter gets caught up in a bunch of them, and he has to figure out how to get her out of their clutches because they turn her into their Renfield....man, that's a story that has potential!

[shaolina]

I would add Leah and Rose to the team. That truly is a story with potential. And Meyer is to be far away from the story. She ruins characters

And I'm not going to say what happens at the end because I want the full effect to hit you. Even my Twilight fan friends were going "Holy! What a bitch!" Then again most of them didn't liked book Bella, but that's when everyone came full circle. So yeah, it's that bad. But I would like to know your opinion of book!Bella vs Movie!Bella in the bitchy department.

[kermit_thefrog]

Wow. I knew it was bad from all the comments you shared with me last night, but....AY YI YI!

Hee! Alice IS just like Mr. B Natural! Only WORSE!

I want Bella's head on a pike. PLEASE? FOR CHRISTMAS?

Poor K-Stew. She is stuck playing the most repulsive female "protagonist" ever. I feel bad for her.

[das_mervin]

I completely agree with the Mr. B Natural stuff. I did say several times, "OH MY GOD, PLEASE SAY THIS ISN'T HAPPENING." As well as, "Bella Swan, SHAME ON YOU, HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF DECENCY?!"

Hey. If I can't have it for Christmas, neither can you.

I feel sorry for everyone involved (except Kellan Lutz, because he is playing Awesome).

[seiyonashi]

Awesome review~ At least now I know to never see this film EVER. I saw Twilight for a laugh (and spent the whole time making fun of it with a Twilight fan friend of mine), but... I think this film might be pushing it. xD

[das_mervin]

Why, thank you. :D No, don't see this. My final review will reiterate this, but...I am not in this for the lulz, because there ARE. NO. LULZ. Anything that COULD be lulz is completely eclipse (c wut i did thar) by the infuriating stuff that fills me with fiery hate of hate-fire.

[seiyonashi]

No problem ^^ Ack, I'll keep that in mind - very clever ;DD And I can tell if this annoys you that it'll totally drive me nuts :C Cute icon, BTW~

[das_mervin]

Marten thanks you, but now Buzz demands attention. (If you're not careful, PJ will join the fray. :D )