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Andy Hurley's Nike Sponsored Work-Out.
Okay, look. Andy Hurley, I don't want to be one of those fans. You know the sort of fans I mean - the ones that get all bitchy about corporate sponsership or constantly claim that their beloved bands are selling out. I'm not one of those fans, in general. For fuck's sake, I didn't mind the Honda Civic Tour at ( Read more... )
Okay, look. Andy Hurley, I don't want to be one of those fans. You know the sort of fans I mean - the ones that get all bitchy about corporate sponsership or constantly claim that their beloved bands are selling out. I'm not one of those fans, in general. For fuck's sake, I didn't mind the Honda Civic Tour at ( Read more... )
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"So, for Christmas this year, get your kids lots of Nikes."
HE IS GOING TO MAKE ME CRY. I can't believe I am actually disappointed by this, how lame is that?
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We're way to invested in this sort of thing, but I guess that's part of being a fan? We're hardcore. But seriously. Nike?!
Although I get the feeling he's laughing hysterically somewhere at the fandom uproar he is causing (and then donating all the money from the thing to organizations that work to end child labor/promote worker's rights).
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But still. He's endorsing them! That's major wtfuckery.
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I fear the apocaplyse is nigh.
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WILL WE SEE PATRICK IN DRAG NEXT? JOE DRESSED IN BUDDHIST MONK ROBES??
WHAT IS GOING ON IN FOB LAND????????
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With all these upsetting shenanagins in FOB land I expect next week they will all move to a commune, or maybe Pete will finally decide to live his life as a furry, openly.
Also, hell yes to Patrick in drag. He would make the prettiest girl ever...and then he could make out with Gerard in drag. Patrick/Gerard in drag makeout would complete my life.
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And dude, what do you mean? Pete is already clearly living life as a furry, openly. I RESPECT YOU, PETER. YOU AND YOUR FUR OBSESSION. I also wish that fandom would write more fics involving said fur obsession, because even though it is not my kink, it is hilarious.
Oh, man, Patrick in drag making out with Gerard in drag! Oddly, I don't even want Patrick in full drag -- mostly I just want him wearing lingerie. Mmm, panties.
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I want Pete to go to one of the furry conventions in a full suit, and drag Joe along for company. This would be bandom's best ever fic, I feel. WENTZ AT A FUR CON. HILARITY ENSUES.
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Oh oh oh, and omg, yes. Someone needs to write the dirty, dirty Pete/Patrick crossdressing porn, where Pete hands the panties to Patrick in the morning, delicate black, lacy little things. And Patrick opens his mouth to protest, but then Pete just looks at him, his eyes dark. Patrick probably would still bitch, even though Pete clearly wants it real bad, and that makes something squirm in Patrick's belly, if it weren't for the way that Pete was biting his lip, just a little. It gave him a little bit of vulnerability, and Patrick never could say no to Pete when he looked like that.
And then Patrick wears them. They are slick against parts that he isn't really used to having satin against, and the lace is sort of itchy, and the elastic digs just a little bit into his skin (Pete licks the marks when he takes them off, rubbing out the redness with his tongue), and Patrick is really, really turned on the entire day.
Wait, what?
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AHAHAH FURRY CON PETE.
He's been planning this for aaaggggggeeees. No one knows how much work he has put into this! He had the suit (neon green and neon pink zebra) made up for him secretly. And he's going to go! But he needs moral support. Andy is out, he just laughs and laughs until Pete kicks him in the knee and then has to run away, because seriously. Andy will kick his ass.
Patrick doesn't know what a furry is, and if Pete explains, he will murder Pete for making him dress up all those times. Patrick thinks it's funny. NOT SEXY. Pete will never tell about those post production stills he stole from the videos he was in.
So it's him and Joe! Joe isn't a furry, but he buys a pair of fake bunny ears and a bunny tail, to be supportive. Pete loves Joe.
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ahaha, and man: Patrick not knowing Pete jerks off to stills of him in a bunny suit? canon. As is PETE THE NEON ZEBRA OMG. MOAAAR. DO ANY OF THE FURRIES RECOGNIZE THEM? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PATRICK FINDS OUT?
Oh, and yeah, so, Patrick is wearing the panties, right? And he feels strangely exposed the entire day, even though he's not wearing any less than usual. He feels like everyone can see him, can see through him, and it makes him feel sort of bruised, and raw. Like the panties have worn through his skin and left his insides open to the air ( ... )
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NOW TO CONTINUE WITH OUR HILARIOUSLY INCONGRUOUS FIC-BIT EXCHANGE, BECAUSE FURRY SHENANIGANS AND PANTY!PORN ARE TWO GREAT TASTES THAT TASTE GREAT TOGETHER:
Patrick finally has to excuse himself from lunch.
"Are you sure you are feeling okay?" Joe says, and Patrick just nods, pushing his pancakes away from him (he loves all day breakfast, but that is neither here nor there) and tossing a twenty on the table.
"I'm just going to lay down for a bit, okay?" Patrick says. When he stands up, the panties shift a little bit here into his ass and he can feel the material rub against his entrance -- he hopes he isn't obviously hard, but he probably sort of is.
Pete is laughing at something Andy's saying, but Patrick sees his eyes flicker to Patrick's crotch. Patrick has to leave, now, seriously ( ... )
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