Liberal English

[das_cyberpunk]

So I thought I'd translate a few 'Liberalisms' for everyone else, since there seems to be some confusion going on.

America,
A·mer·i·ca [ ə mérrikə ]
noun
Definition:
1) Pure fucking evil.

Capitalism,
cap·i·tal·ism [ káppit'l ìzzəm ]
noun
Definition:
1) Pure fucking evil.

Democracy,
de·moc·ra·cy [ di mókrəssee ] (plural de·moc·ra·cies)
noun
Definition:
1) Anything anyone left of center says or does.
2) Whatever anyone left of center defines as democracy.
3) Anything as long as it's not "conservative".

Human Being,
hu·man be·ing (plural hu·man be·ings)
noun
Definition:
1) The worst thing in the world, responsible for all of the world's problems, should probably just die off . . . especially Americans.

Hypocrisy,
hy·poc·ri·sy [ hi pókrəssee ] (plural hy·poc·ri·sies)
noun
Definition:
1) They don't know the meaning of this word. (see also "Irony".)

Music,
mu·sic [ myzik ]
noun
Definition:
1) Neil Young.
2) Doesn't really matter, as long as some one on stage is openly gay and hates George Bush. (see also "Dixie Chicks".)
3) Anything you can dance to while wearing goofy looking sandals.