"My Other Great Passion" or "Excerpts From Trolling Evanescence Fans"
Taken from comments surrounding the Evanescence video "Lithium".
-Conversation #1-
selmaET21 (2 months ago): i could cry
thecyberpunk (11 hours ago): I could fart.
-Conversation #2-
nataliiiiee (3 weeks ago): She's not singing about a battery.. Lithium is a drug that is used as so called ''happy pills''.
thecyberpunk (2 weeks ago): Yeah because Amy Lee is just so sad and misunderstood with her millions of dollars and retarded fans. Oh she's such a tragic Ophelia, draping herself across the landscape like a pale table cloth. Give me a break, she sucks.
JoyfulWolf (1 week ago): it's not like she was famous from birth. she's still human and obviously has had a hard life. and it's not like just because she's famous she doesn't have emotions.
thecyberpunk (20 hours ago): Yes, she's exactly what the landscape of this country needs. Another white person whining about how sad and unfulfilling it is to live in the richest most powerful nation on earth where she enjoys more freedom than women have ever enjoyed in the history of mankind. Amy Lee should try living in Pakistan as the wife to man who is legally allowed to beat her for looking at another man before she sits there and waxes melodramatic about how sad she is with her millions of dollars and adoring fans.
-Conversation #3-
grimmnel3x6walz (1 day ago): Oh, just shut that god forsaken trap of yours and do us ALL a favor. Nobody wants to hear you bitch. You're obviously just a jealous twat. If all you have to do is say bad things about talented artists, I seriously pity you. Tell me.
Are you lonely in that pathetic existence you call a life?
thecyberpunk (20 hours ago): Consider reading a book or two before perpetrating another crime against the English language like the one you committed with that travesty of a "paragraph". If not for yourself; then for your elementary school teachers who are obviously weeping at the thought of inflicting another semiliterate adolescent burger-flipper on the bloated American workforce. What you should be asking me is "please, will you teach me to be less of a moron and to appreciate better music?"
grimmnel3x6walz (17 hours ago): Answer my question. Or are incapable of processing the simple request? And you dare to call me a "burger-flipper"? You are speaking to a seventh grader with the intelligence of a college student. Oh, and you know what you have in quotation marks?It should be capitalized,genius.
thecyberpunk (15 hours ago) Your question does not apply to me, burger flipper. Since I'm neither lonely or pathetic I refer you back to the question I suggested you pose, to which I answer "no, you're too much of a moron". While I do believe you're a 7th grader, it's interesting that your profile lists you as being 18. You're one old 7th grader, wait, no that actually makes sense. Also my capitalization is perfectly valid, while your use of a conjunction to start a sentence is less so, burger flipper.
grimmnel3x6walz (14 hours ago) I lie about my age.Dipshit.I'm done talking to you.
thecyberpunk (11 hours ago): That figures since I pegged you at around 11 to 13 by your terrible grammar, vocabulary and sentence structure. I don't know why you think that you could pass for having the "intelligence of a college student". I've met some pretty dumb college students but most of them are at least able to form a proper sentence. Well I guess your mascara is running so you're "done talking", quickly now, run out and download some Fallout Boy to the iPod your parents got you for Christmas.
Viagra3636 (6 hours ago): Ah. That is... well, fantastic for you. I'm sure that you're really pleased with yourself. It seems "I'm done talking to you." wasn't strong enough a sentence. I'm almost certain that you enjoy to waste everyone's time with this pointless argument, but I, however, have a life. I really see no reason to continue this, so don't even waste your time replying. I got the iPod for my birthday, dick, not Christmas. Yes, there is Fall Out Boy on it. Oh, and remember this: I win.
thecyberpunk (29 minutes ago): So did you register another account just to continue this? Your join date is August 7th 2008. Just so you know, when you say "I'm done talking to you" generally that means YOU are done talking to the other person, not the other way around. Maybe in the magical land of fairies and wicca magic that sort of logic has a place, but not out here. I should also point out that the whole thing kind of loses its authenticity if you go ahead and keep talking. Lastly emos never win; that's why they're emo.
Conversation #4
EvanescenceFanNo1 (2 weeks ago): she has a fantastic voice, not everyone might like the music but her voice is amazing!!!!
thecyberpunk (2 weeks ago): Yes amaizing . . . FOR ME TO POOP ON!
EvanescenceFanNo1 (1 week ago): to poop on?? wat are u 5?? grow up a bit and don't listen if you don't like.
thecyberpunk (1 week ago): I guess your parents don't let you stay up late enough to understand the Conan reference. You'll understand that when you're 15.
EvanescenceFanNo1 (1 week ago): Fuck Off. It IS amazing. And i bet you can't sing anything as good as her. Plus you can't even spell amazing. Theres no "i" you thick dipshit.
thecyberpunk (1 week ago): You honestly want to bring spelling into this after you murdered three sentences in a row? News flash genius, "fuck off" does not qualify as a sentence. Also, starting a sentence with a conjunction is spurious at the best of times, much less in that travesty of grammar.
EvanescenceFanNo1 (1 week ago): i dont know wat the conan reference is but that means nothing. and i dont even have parents, they passed away when i was 7 so if ur gonna bring them into it then fuck you.
thecyberpunk (11 hours ago): Oh what a sad story . . . FOR ME TO POOP ON!
-Conversation #1-
selmaET21 (2 months ago): i could cry
thecyberpunk (11 hours ago): I could fart.
-Conversation #2-
nataliiiiee (3 weeks ago): She's not singing about a battery.. Lithium is a drug that is used as so called ''happy pills''.
thecyberpunk (2 weeks ago): Yeah because Amy Lee is just so sad and misunderstood with her millions of dollars and retarded fans. Oh she's such a tragic Ophelia, draping herself across the landscape like a pale table cloth. Give me a break, she sucks.
JoyfulWolf (1 week ago): it's not like she was famous from birth. she's still human and obviously has had a hard life. and it's not like just because she's famous she doesn't have emotions.
thecyberpunk (20 hours ago): Yes, she's exactly what the landscape of this country needs. Another white person whining about how sad and unfulfilling it is to live in the richest most powerful nation on earth where she enjoys more freedom than women have ever enjoyed in the history of mankind. Amy Lee should try living in Pakistan as the wife to man who is legally allowed to beat her for looking at another man before she sits there and waxes melodramatic about how sad she is with her millions of dollars and adoring fans.
-Conversation #3-
grimmnel3x6walz (1 day ago): Oh, just shut that god forsaken trap of yours and do us ALL a favor. Nobody wants to hear you bitch. You're obviously just a jealous twat. If all you have to do is say bad things about talented artists, I seriously pity you. Tell me.
Are you lonely in that pathetic existence you call a life?
thecyberpunk (20 hours ago): Consider reading a book or two before perpetrating another crime against the English language like the one you committed with that travesty of a "paragraph". If not for yourself; then for your elementary school teachers who are obviously weeping at the thought of inflicting another semiliterate adolescent burger-flipper on the bloated American workforce. What you should be asking me is "please, will you teach me to be less of a moron and to appreciate better music?"
grimmnel3x6walz (17 hours ago): Answer my question. Or are incapable of processing the simple request? And you dare to call me a "burger-flipper"? You are speaking to a seventh grader with the intelligence of a college student. Oh, and you know what you have in quotation marks?It should be capitalized,genius.
thecyberpunk (15 hours ago) Your question does not apply to me, burger flipper. Since I'm neither lonely or pathetic I refer you back to the question I suggested you pose, to which I answer "no, you're too much of a moron". While I do believe you're a 7th grader, it's interesting that your profile lists you as being 18. You're one old 7th grader, wait, no that actually makes sense. Also my capitalization is perfectly valid, while your use of a conjunction to start a sentence is less so, burger flipper.
grimmnel3x6walz (14 hours ago) I lie about my age.Dipshit.I'm done talking to you.
thecyberpunk (11 hours ago): That figures since I pegged you at around 11 to 13 by your terrible grammar, vocabulary and sentence structure. I don't know why you think that you could pass for having the "intelligence of a college student". I've met some pretty dumb college students but most of them are at least able to form a proper sentence. Well I guess your mascara is running so you're "done talking", quickly now, run out and download some Fallout Boy to the iPod your parents got you for Christmas.
Viagra3636 (6 hours ago): Ah. That is... well, fantastic for you. I'm sure that you're really pleased with yourself. It seems "I'm done talking to you." wasn't strong enough a sentence. I'm almost certain that you enjoy to waste everyone's time with this pointless argument, but I, however, have a life. I really see no reason to continue this, so don't even waste your time replying. I got the iPod for my birthday, dick, not Christmas. Yes, there is Fall Out Boy on it. Oh, and remember this: I win.
thecyberpunk (29 minutes ago): So did you register another account just to continue this? Your join date is August 7th 2008. Just so you know, when you say "I'm done talking to you" generally that means YOU are done talking to the other person, not the other way around. Maybe in the magical land of fairies and wicca magic that sort of logic has a place, but not out here. I should also point out that the whole thing kind of loses its authenticity if you go ahead and keep talking. Lastly emos never win; that's why they're emo.
Conversation #4
EvanescenceFanNo1 (2 weeks ago): she has a fantastic voice, not everyone might like the music but her voice is amazing!!!!
thecyberpunk (2 weeks ago): Yes amaizing . . . FOR ME TO POOP ON!
EvanescenceFanNo1 (1 week ago): to poop on?? wat are u 5?? grow up a bit and don't listen if you don't like.
thecyberpunk (1 week ago): I guess your parents don't let you stay up late enough to understand the Conan reference. You'll understand that when you're 15.
EvanescenceFanNo1 (1 week ago): Fuck Off. It IS amazing. And i bet you can't sing anything as good as her. Plus you can't even spell amazing. Theres no "i" you thick dipshit.
thecyberpunk (1 week ago): You honestly want to bring spelling into this after you murdered three sentences in a row? News flash genius, "fuck off" does not qualify as a sentence. Also, starting a sentence with a conjunction is spurious at the best of times, much less in that travesty of grammar.
EvanescenceFanNo1 (1 week ago): i dont know wat the conan reference is but that means nothing. and i dont even have parents, they passed away when i was 7 so if ur gonna bring them into it then fuck you.
thecyberpunk (11 hours ago): Oh what a sad story . . . FOR ME TO POOP ON!