Jul 29, 2006 10:49
Dawn finds me in the most akward place, naked sweating. Tne fake leather seat of my car is invariably sticking to my asscheek. So the first thing I do in the morning is usually a pelvic thrust, then I scooch tward the door. I have to be careful becase there is no siding on the door from when it was supposed to be painted, and there is some metal peice that has in times past cut the little dickens out of my toes. So it is a legs high, grip the steeringwheel scooch. I dont bother putting on clothes until I am out of the car, it is too cramped. In the house for a shower and I am ready to go.