I'm sure I can find someone who knows you who would be willing to happily give me your real address. . . I don't think your friends are nice enough to lie for you. Fake address or not, I'm going to be at your house. You'll only make it worse for yourself if you make it difficult for us to get there.
You're not doing this right, Carrie. You're supposed to get all pissy with me because I called you a goth. And then I'm supposed to say, "Oh, why don't you go cut a melodramatic poem about it into your forearm, gothy?" :D
You fucker!!! I am *not* goth. Goth is a label, and I refuse to be put into your little box of name calling. ::cuts "I am a beautiful and unique snowflake" into my arm::
With all these comments, you're going to start believing that people like/care about you.
Let's nip this in the bud quickly.
If you were on fire not even Mother Theresa would spit on you to put the fire out.
There. Now I feel better.
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And just for that, I'm going to give you a fake address in June and make sure you end up someplace where you pasty goth kids will get shot. :)
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My bad.
Wait, I'll try it again.
::clears throat::
You fucker!!!
I am *not* goth. Goth is a label, and I refuse to be put into your little box of name calling.
::cuts "I am a beautiful and unique snowflake" into my arm::
How was that?
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That's my little gloomcookie. ;)
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Fuck off.
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My building doesn't allow dogs, though... so we'll have to poke your eyes out and pretend he's your seeing eye dog.
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