Computer analogies

[dartpoly]

Basic programs i need on my computer:
(without which i find my functionality impaired)

• Browser
• Chat client
• Email client
• Music player
• Document editor
• Graphics editor
• HTML editor

Basic programs i need in my social life:
(without which i find my functionality impaired)

• Conspirator/Learning-partner
• Mentor/Teacher
• Lover (Good sex, pref somewhat kinky)
• Companion (Cuddles and comfort)
• (something else, which i suspect might be entitled Priest/Magickal partner, but i haven't had one in so long that i'm not certain about the necessity -- though it would explain an ongoing undercurrent of "Seeking")

... yes, this is probably the clearest i've been able to put it in a while. Anyone who knows me well is welcome to comment/append/correct this.
...and i have to wonder, would i obsess over it nearly so much if i had the whole set?