AT&T and Matt Ray
Ahem. I believe in evolution. (So sorry, Matt.) I believe this because vampires themselves have ceased to exist, but now AT&T does. They have gone from sucking merely blood, but now they just suck so bad it takes up your life, wallet, and trust in their organization.
Ahem. When I signed up with The Suckers, I gave them a zip code with which to base my calling area. It is an Edmond zip code. NOW, when I get roaming charges because my phone ONLY COVERS Oklahoma City and NOT EDMOND, I give them a call, and Sue McVampire says that she will refund that. I get her ID number in case this does not work out. She assured me while I was on the phone that it had already gone through. Fantastic.
Ahem. It didn't work out. I call for Sue, and Janice McVampire says I cannot call for her even though I have her operator ID number. Janice tries to explain to me what happened but all it translates to is "Blah blah blah, we ripped you off, give us all your money, thanks" but at this point, I had budgeted to give them fifty dollars, and not five times that amount. I explain that to Ms McVampire and she tells me not to worry, my account will not be past due until April fifth, and I will be coming into a large paycheck March 31st. This all works out, yes? I take down Janice's ID number just in case.
AHEM. NO, NOT WORKING OUT they want their money oh say YESTERDAY and I won't have it for another two weeks.
I'm putting my phone on vacation for awhile. If I don't do it The Suckers will. Until then, if you consider phone service, I hear the Werewolves at Sprint are have become more tame while evolving.
Ahem. When I signed up with The Suckers, I gave them a zip code with which to base my calling area. It is an Edmond zip code. NOW, when I get roaming charges because my phone ONLY COVERS Oklahoma City and NOT EDMOND, I give them a call, and Sue McVampire says that she will refund that. I get her ID number in case this does not work out. She assured me while I was on the phone that it had already gone through. Fantastic.
Ahem. It didn't work out. I call for Sue, and Janice McVampire says I cannot call for her even though I have her operator ID number. Janice tries to explain to me what happened but all it translates to is "Blah blah blah, we ripped you off, give us all your money, thanks" but at this point, I had budgeted to give them fifty dollars, and not five times that amount. I explain that to Ms McVampire and she tells me not to worry, my account will not be past due until April fifth, and I will be coming into a large paycheck March 31st. This all works out, yes? I take down Janice's ID number just in case.
AHEM. NO, NOT WORKING OUT they want their money oh say YESTERDAY and I won't have it for another two weeks.
I'm putting my phone on vacation for awhile. If I don't do it The Suckers will. Until then, if you consider phone service, I hear the Werewolves at Sprint are have become more tame while evolving.