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[darthvenereal]

stupid fucking indian call takers!!!!!! of all the places, why the fuck must we subcontract out all the fucking support work to fucking indians? why? can i call any business with a question and not have the fucking phone be answered by a fucking indian! for once?! am i really so stupid that i can't hear the hum in the background indicating an

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[anonymous]

Hi anonymous Dutch guy here,

I was just thinking:

you can never reply to my topics again because you're level of moron far surpasses mine (I know, but you know what i meant right?). Especially the cunning use of the word 'fuck' and the entire topic make me a far better person then you.

Asshole.

[darthvenereal]

motherfucker, i will reply to whatever i fucking want to reply to. especially if to dilettante asswipes who think they can trespass on my domain while can't even write a proper sentence. if you can't even write correctly, i think maybe you should stop embarrasing yourself with phrases like "you're level of moron". i've seen better writings out of inner city grade schoolers

[anonymous]

Oh god, can't you make up anything yourself? You're useing stuff from George Carlin.. and you know it. Make something new. Like me, I make up words on the fly, and everyone knows what the fuck I'm saying. And now you're gonna rip off stuff from one of the best comedians ever. Sad sad.

BTw: Do you want to try to beat me at Dutch? or German, or Belgium or French or Spanish or I bet I can kick your ass with Russian too.

[darthvenereal]

useing? really? while my use of languae maybe carlinesqe, i don't remember him ever using those terms describing you. great minds think alike. meanwhile all you can come up with is mind flow?

kick my ass with russian? are you going to hit me over the head with a cyrillic alphabet or do you have a hairy russian sitting in your closet? in russian, stupid twatdrippage.

and do you really have to start everything with oh, fill-in-the blank. who taught you english? your grandmother? who probably leared english while servicing WWII g.i.'s.

and you are not really worth my effort to capitalize, so deal with it. but if i were like you, i'd go jump off the dike and end my misery instead of vainly trying to match wits with people like me who just laugh at your 2nd grade level writing skills. dude, you just can't talk smack when you sound like fucking retard, you have to come with stuff that's funny and insulting while not starting sentences with "oh god".

[anonymous]

haha great, jump off the dike while smokeing pot and fucking a prostitute. Dude, you need to travel and get out of your cave.

Welcome to 2005. The year we don't bash people for useing bad grammar because it HAS been done before.

[darthvenereal]

shit, we bash stupid dutch boys any time any day any year. and it's just not any protistute we are talking about here, it's one that contributed the malodrous cuntsmear to your genetic makeup. it wasn't really directed at your being dutch, but if you want it that way, why the hell not.

[darthvenereal]

you really need to stop embarrassing yourself with your attmepts at talking smack. and you are making me look bad because here i am, trading perfectly good verbal barbs with someone who writes like russian beef farming exchange student. people would think i am picking on some retarded ten year old who learned english by watching after school tv specials. it is truly pearl before swines.

your peasant like grammar, while inadequate and poorly constructed, is not nearly as lacking as your diction and vercabulary. try reading a book sometimes, it does help.

by the way, i don't think she cares much about your promises not to start anything, so don't worry your little head about it. i am sure she thinks you are a fucking short bus fucktard as well.

so if you wish to continue, you must upgrade your game and come up with something witty and insulting. don't waste my time with what passes for smack on a european 2nd grade playground.

[anonymous]

dude, don't forget, you started all this grammar sucking hoohaa, it has been covered by every discussion board out there. In fact: the discussion gods are angry at us.

And you only seem to be able to talk about grammar. And guess what: It's not my original language to begin with, so I'm allowed to make errors. But thank you for correcting me though! That's how I learn!

And it's really big boyish of you that you dare to use grown up words in a low level discussion as we're haveing right now. It's not even an discussion, it's a waste of time. Hell, you're a waste of my time.

I bid you adieu (that's French, I know you're trying to pronounce it, but don't try it) and may you and your low degrading level of discussion find a big rock and crawl under it. Because let's face it, you belong there.

[darthvenereal]

f i remember correctly, i said diction and vocabulary are your main down falls. and english is not my first language either, but i learned how to use it. that just makes you a silly silly boy who lacks the ability to grasp other languages.

[anonymous]

haha, looking back at the posts made me realise how funny this actually is.

You should do comedy. So the whole world can laugh at you. I bet you excell at that. And you know what they say: Do what you do best.

[darthvenereal]

i am doing what i do best. i am insulting silly jackasses while the insults are passing over their low-brow heads.