People been talking....
Yeah, so my latest attempt in shamelessly whoring MySpace....not only journal entries that I make, but now I've lowered myself to entries other people make about me....but wtf, man, when they're this funny(at least to me...you really had to be there...but you weren't, now were you? Huh? NO, you were not. Thought so.))
So, here goes::
((Mad Props goes out to The Blackhand for this one))
1) Avoid game night with Jon and his friends.
2) Even a nice game of monopoly can end with someone being sodomized.
3) Friends don't let friends look at the pictures on Jon's cell phone ( sorry Steve.....i tried ).
4) Steve works with some really HOT women.
5) No beer bottles are allowed at any of my parties......especially the long necked beer bottles.
6) Also no cucumbers
7) Our "would you do Angelina Jolie if....." jokes are pretty damn disturbing.
8) apparently i'm the only one of my friends who has been with a morbidly obese gothic girl......and they never let me live it down.
9) Hard times
10) and ummm.......no beer bottles
I can't wait for the party at Steve's place
So, here goes::
((Mad Props goes out to The Blackhand for this one))
1) Avoid game night with Jon and his friends.
2) Even a nice game of monopoly can end with someone being sodomized.
3) Friends don't let friends look at the pictures on Jon's cell phone ( sorry Steve.....i tried ).
4) Steve works with some really HOT women.
5) No beer bottles are allowed at any of my parties......especially the long necked beer bottles.
6) Also no cucumbers
7) Our "would you do Angelina Jolie if....." jokes are pretty damn disturbing.
8) apparently i'm the only one of my friends who has been with a morbidly obese gothic girl......and they never let me live it down.
9) Hard times
10) and ummm.......no beer bottles
I can't wait for the party at Steve's place