My new love.
So I have recently come to the conclusion that I truely, and deeply am in love with someone. Now, you might laugh at me when I tell you who it is, but I shit you not, it is the truth.
Prepare thyself.
For she is of feminine nature.
Her name: Shakira.
Yes, I love her more than I love men, ABBA, Cher, and Project Runway. I love her more than I love French, Spanish, Chinese, and my green hoodie. I love her more than I love your mom, more than I love rainbows, more than I love liquor, and indeed, more than I love the all sacred Broadway musicals.
This is me, pledging my unending love to Shakira.
Yes, I would do her. You know you would too, but you can't, because she is mine.
No joke.
Prepare thyself.
For she is of feminine nature.
Her name: Shakira.
Yes, I love her more than I love men, ABBA, Cher, and Project Runway. I love her more than I love French, Spanish, Chinese, and my green hoodie. I love her more than I love your mom, more than I love rainbows, more than I love liquor, and indeed, more than I love the all sacred Broadway musicals.
This is me, pledging my unending love to Shakira.
Yes, I would do her. You know you would too, but you can't, because she is mine.
No joke.